Mar 01, 2012 22:31
I found God today
At the bar
Drinking alone
So when I got a chance
I walked by God and said
'I thought you was dead'
'Huh', God said 'excuse me'
'I mean' I said 'I heard we killed you some times ago'
'And you believe everything you hear?'
God said taking a sip of beer
'Nah, kid... I aint dead'