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Hi! This is Nathan. I probably don't want to talk to you, or else I'd have picked up the phone. Or maybe I'm off having a shag, who knows.
Leave a message and I might well get back to you. Remember that messages are answered in order of interest level, so if you say you haven't got any knickers on and you sound a bit sexy on the answerphone, you might get priority.
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