2 hookers & an eight ball!
last night missmurder called & picked up me & loveislaced last night. we all headed out to the akron house for a night of drinking & debauchery. it was a GOOD time!
i learned some things last night:
1. mad dog tastes like shit, especially the blue kind.
2. grave digger is still cool.
3. don't mix ice cream, mad dog, & beer. FUCK that. [oh vomit, i still love you!]
4. smoking shitfaced takes coordination.
& the most obvious..
5. giving head is hard [not to mention slow] if you have cotton mouth.
i think lostformiles accidentally bit off my only ear ring i had left. it's ok 'cause he gave me a ring. even trade, i say.
passed out on missmurder's floor.
in the morning she gave us all a lesson in french toast, we joked about "aunt jemEEma syrup" & she earned herself the nickname 'lady boomhower' with her barely understandable muttering.
good times, good times. HOT DAMN!
i'm just sad it was so dark that i couldn't see my own vomit. i hear it wasn't blue, which is a major let down. fuck you mad dog. fuck you & your ghetto-ass bling bling gold chain sticker!
i learned some things last night:
1. mad dog tastes like shit, especially the blue kind.
2. grave digger is still cool.
3. don't mix ice cream, mad dog, & beer. FUCK that. [oh vomit, i still love you!]
4. smoking shitfaced takes coordination.
& the most obvious..
5. giving head is hard [not to mention slow] if you have cotton mouth.
i think lostformiles accidentally bit off my only ear ring i had left. it's ok 'cause he gave me a ring. even trade, i say.
passed out on missmurder's floor.
in the morning she gave us all a lesson in french toast, we joked about "aunt jemEEma syrup" & she earned herself the nickname 'lady boomhower' with her barely understandable muttering.
good times, good times. HOT DAMN!
i'm just sad it was so dark that i couldn't see my own vomit. i hear it wasn't blue, which is a major let down. fuck you mad dog. fuck you & your ghetto-ass bling bling gold chain sticker!