A Real American Hero
Oh my god, you guys, this movie is going to suck SO HARD. If the previews were not enough to cement that prediction, they released this poster:
There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. Wow. Just. Wow. It's been a while since I've seen a movie poster full of such tremendous awful. Is Storm Shadow draped in a towel?? Is he preparing for intergalactic hitchhiking? (note: I would totally watch that movie) And perspective seems strangely off there. IDEK. I can only hope that the movie is a pit of suck that brings delightful mockery. And not the kind that is simply bad and sort of boring.
There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. Wow. Just. Wow. It's been a while since I've seen a movie poster full of such tremendous awful. Is Storm Shadow draped in a towel?? Is he preparing for intergalactic hitchhiking? (note: I would totally watch that movie) And perspective seems strangely off there. IDEK. I can only hope that the movie is a pit of suck that brings delightful mockery. And not the kind that is simply bad and sort of boring.