Fic: BSG: You Can't Always Get What You Want

[coffeesuperhero]

Title: You Can't Always Get What You Want
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Pairing: Kara/Helo
Rating: R
Disclaimers: Set pre-series. Spoilers through first season, probably. This isn't for profit, just for the fun of bsg_pornbattle. All characters & situations belong to RDM, David Eick, Sci-Fi, NBC Universal and their various subsidiaries. Title from a song

Comments

[leiascully]

JESUS WOMAN.

I WILL HELP YOU OUT OF ANY TIGHT PLACE OKAY. JUST KEEP WRITING THE HOT HOT PORN.

I don't even usually believe Helo/Kara but this is HOT.

[coffeesuperhero]

I don't even know, man. Pornbattle just does something to me. Something... hot. :D

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. ♥

[callmeonetrack]

Whoo Hot and Bossy Kara for the win!! Excellent. I love how in character she is.

Loved this especially: "Don't call me that," she commands. "Kara's your friend. I'm not your friend. Not if we're frakking."

I am writing Kara/Helo porn as we speak, but it has no angsty, plotty undertones like this does sadly. My PWP bows down at your feet. ;)

[coffeesuperhero]

Thank you so much! ♥

Hot and Bossy Kara can boss me any day of the week, lol.

Mmm, Kara/Helo in any form makes the world a better place! I look forward to reading yours! :D

Oh, pornbattle time, how I love it.

[ninamazing]

I looooooooooove your dialogue. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WRITE THE SHOW -- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SEXY HOT AND ALSO NO "DAYBREAK" -- ♥♥♥♥

Yeah, your porn is so hot I feel embarrassed reading it. Because the characters are there, man. Also:

One of the nuggets comes in, stumbles, stammers something apologetic and embarrassed

LOLLER FUCKING SKATES
YOU ARE PERFECT ♥

PLEASE WRITE KARA/HELO (AND ALL OTHER PAIRINGS AHAHAHA ESP. ONES INVOLVING ME FOR EXAMPLE) FOREVER & EVER ALWAYS, KTHX

[coffeesuperhero]

LOL!! YOU THINK RDM NEEDED A WREN ADAMA IN HIS LIFE? [THOUGH NOT IN THE "SEX ME UP, CHIEF," SENSE, 'CAUSE, URGH.] SOMEONE TO SLAP HIS HANDS AWAY FROM THE JAR OF "STUPID BATSHIT INSANE SHARK-JUMPING PLOT DEVICES."

The nugget was my fave part of this. No lie. :D

WELL OKAY THEN I GUESS I SHOULD GO DO THAT NOW ;)

[ninamazing]

MMMMM, SEX ME UP, CHIEF. :D

I saw this icon that said, "HEY RON - how about you reimagine the finale into something that doesn't suck." It was kind of amazing.

The nugget was my fave part of this. No lie. :D

MINE, TOO. Well, I had a lot of favorite parts, but LOLOLOLO NUGGET ♥

WRITE ALL THE PORN OMG ;)

[elzed]

Oh yes.

And the whole "you're not the one that I want" squared just works perfectly.

Also? Hot.

[coffeesuperhero]

Thank you!! I'm glad you liked it!

It was just too hot a prompt to resist. Sweaty Helo? Sweaty Starbuck? Yes!

[rayruz]

You know I'm so sure I read this back in the day... but I thought I'd just come 'round to say.. frakking hot, man. And wonderful. And... sad... and... *Sigh* Nothing like a little no-strings sex between friends. At least when it comes to these two. *pets Kara and her issues*

[coffeesuperhero]

Thank you, dear! I'm glad you liked it! :D

Oh, Kara. I would hug her, but she's probably punch me. Alas.

[rayruz]

True that. :(

....Can I just sleep with her then?

[coffeesuperhero]

No one would blame you, my friend. Nooooooo one would blame you.