Baking + Fandoms = HAPPY YUM!
First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, helen_damnation! I know I'm way behind the program but I do hope you had a grand day! :D
While I was trying to think of a subject line ("I've got a ship in the oven"?, "The Adventures of the USS Cookiedough"? WTF?) some weird-ass part of my brain imagined the Enterprise being transformed into cookie dough/a huuuge cookie and everybody's running around on wobbly, runny legs or legs that constantly break which Bones has to mend with sugar icing; the phasers also shoot icing (which is weird 'cause what do they shoot when they're,you know, in private?). HUH.
SORRY, chani_atreides and lischa, OUR BAKING DATE IS STILL SO ON!
PREPARATIONS! I was humming cheerfully because I DID WELL. Okay, I also enjoyed a nice drink.
Look, it's a FLARE! Fine, so it looks like boobies. But flares *are* sexy so the universe is still in order.
The Enterprise is even trying on a wizard's hat for size. COOKIES! MULTIPLE FANDOMS! IT FITS SO WELL!
Spock's blushing 'cause he just kissed his captain. And like the hot, hard-loving MF he is he bit his lips and now there's blood.
I even tried to be artsy or some shit.
Summarily, when I was done I this is what happened. :D
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While I was trying to think of a subject line ("I've got a ship in the oven"?, "The Adventures of the USS Cookiedough"? WTF?) some weird-ass part of my brain imagined the Enterprise being transformed into cookie dough/a huuuge cookie and everybody's running around on wobbly, runny legs or legs that constantly break which Bones has to mend with sugar icing; the phasers also shoot icing (which is weird 'cause what do they shoot when they're,you know, in private?). HUH.
SORRY, chani_atreides and lischa, OUR BAKING DATE IS STILL SO ON!
PREPARATIONS! I was humming cheerfully because I DID WELL. Okay, I also enjoyed a nice drink.
Look, it's a FLARE! Fine, so it looks like boobies. But flares *are* sexy so the universe is still in order.
The Enterprise is even trying on a wizard's hat for size. COOKIES! MULTIPLE FANDOMS! IT FITS SO WELL!
Spock's blushing 'cause he just kissed his captain. And like the hot, hard-loving MF he is he bit his lips and now there's blood.
I even tried to be artsy or some shit.
Summarily, when I was done I this is what happened. :D
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