An open letter to the couple on the street

[coffeeseraph]

While your extremely loud screaming match was entertaining in a trainwreck sort of way for about five minutes, we are now going on about 25 minutes. Must you air your dirty laundry directly in front of my building, on a hot spring day when all the windows are open?

Seriously, just go inside,

Alex

UPDATE: Just went back into the kitchen after having the headphones on for a while, and they were walking down the street hand in hand. Argh.