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[coffeenspeed]

I assume it was all a curse. The evidence is all there, what with the Network posts...

Still. Doesn't make it alright.

So I just wanted to appologize to every person I shot, especially those I killed, which was almost everybody, thanks to the sniper rifle...

Right.

Anyway.Next thing on the agenda is the fact that I need a job. I couldn't find

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[punchlikeagirl]

I don't know of any jobs like that, sorry.

[coffeenspeed]

Well it was a long shot anyway...

How have you been, Kara?

[punchlikeagirl]

I'm good, other than the really annoying curse the other day. How about you?

[coffeenspeed]

Realizing that "deities made me shoot all those people" is a valid defense line around here. Which is extremely amusing... If you have a weird sense of humor.

[punchlikeagirl]

As long as you still feeling kinda bad about it, that's okay. And yeah, they make you do some crazy stuff. I was totally a guy for a day and that was weird.

[coffeenspeed]

Been a guy for a while now. Seems completely normal to me.

[punchlikeagirl]

Trust me, it's weird when you wake up as one. Although it would probably be worse to go to bed a guy and wake up a girl.

[coffeenspeed]

That... would score high on the weird scale, true.

[punchlikeagirl]

There's a lot more involvement to being a girl than to being a guy.

[coffeenspeed]

I'm afraid to ask...

[punchlikeagirl]

Trust me, we don't wear bras because they're fun, they serve an important function.

[coffeenspeed]

I didn't ask... Why did you have to tell me that?

[punchlikeagirl]

Because it's fun to watch guys get all flaily when we mention bras as a sort of support structure.

[coffeenspeed]

You're evil, you know that right?

[punchlikeagirl]

Awwww, let me make it up to you?

[coffeenspeed]

I'm not sure I can trust your evil ways... What would you suggest?