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[coffeelovesme]

Big Dutchman.

Cod Fillet.

Grilled Brat.

SPIT.

I ordered the cod fillet, not the cod FILLAY.

I hate french people. I refuse to prenounce their words correctly.

She must be french. French bitch.

WHY THE HELL IS YOUR PUKE SMOKING?

It's because he's Jewish.

You wish you were as funny as our family.

Incest is an activity the whole family can enjoy.

TRIPS, BITCH!

I think she like, broke her life or something.

I THOUGHT she looked homosexual.

Just squish it into a ball and stuff it into your mouth!

I didn't eat it, my brother did.

Do even LIKE fish?

Cod is fish? I thought it was bread. It said something about bread.

I <3 Drunk.

You're perfect. You're perfect. So we're perfect together!

She doesn't get skin problems, she's not a teenager yet.

THEY HAVE A FUCKING CANOE!

So pee on the canoe.

AND A TREE!

The french would have cherries on their puke.

CHECK YOUR VOICEMAIL!

I <3 the Bens.

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF OOH OOH OOHHH!

Best fucking night of my life.
I love Danae.
I love Ross.
I love Jenna.

AND LINE TOO!
bahahahahahahaha.