My dad cracks me up.
I walked downstairs the other day and commented to my dad that i thought my pants had shrank... he kinda looked at me funny and said "Maybe your ass just got bigger". I about died. I know he was just kidding so it was so so so funny. He said it so seriously and when i was like "DADDY!" he smiled... good times.
Heather told me today that she was hanging out with some friends awhile back and one of the girls wanted a lunchable... so the girl walks into the kitchen, grabs a lunchable and sticks it in the microwave... about 5 min later the girl comes back to the group and states... "How am i suposed to eat this, the plastic melted to all the food". Again, i about died i was laughing so hard.
Heather told me today that she was hanging out with some friends awhile back and one of the girls wanted a lunchable... so the girl walks into the kitchen, grabs a lunchable and sticks it in the microwave... about 5 min later the girl comes back to the group and states... "How am i suposed to eat this, the plastic melted to all the food". Again, i about died i was laughing so hard.