Oh hell...
List!
1) So telling the boy you like that you like him while drunk is not the best plan. Please remember. His reaction, however, was priceless. "Oh. Oh shit. Really? Thanks. But y'know. I don't"
*headdesk*
2) When interfering with people's lives, make sure you're not screwing one friendship over for the other. Just stay neutral, for once?
3) Some boys are sweet, others are not.
4) With guests over, especially 9 year old cousins, it's best not to yell 'CANON RAPE' when Haldir dies in the Two Towers. Er. Then yell for his mum when he asks what rape is.
5) When someone tells you a movie is sad, it usually is, bitch. Don't fucking order it.
6) Death and The Maiden gives people nightmares.
7) Stop. Trying. To. Matchmake. People.
8) Especially after you tell the boy you fancy him. "Awww! You and C would be so cute together!" will only make him confused.
9) On the same note, stop telling people about the Alan Alda love. The man is 70.
10) Earrings are pretty. When bought as a Christmas present for SOMEONE ELSE, it's best not to swipe them and wear them for the day.
...
Er. Yes.
1) So telling the boy you like that you like him while drunk is not the best plan. Please remember. His reaction, however, was priceless. "Oh. Oh shit. Really? Thanks. But y'know. I don't"
*headdesk*
2) When interfering with people's lives, make sure you're not screwing one friendship over for the other. Just stay neutral, for once?
3) Some boys are sweet, others are not.
4) With guests over, especially 9 year old cousins, it's best not to yell 'CANON RAPE' when Haldir dies in the Two Towers. Er. Then yell for his mum when he asks what rape is.
5) When someone tells you a movie is sad, it usually is, bitch. Don't fucking order it.
6) Death and The Maiden gives people nightmares.
7) Stop. Trying. To. Matchmake. People.
8) Especially after you tell the boy you fancy him. "Awww! You and C would be so cute together!" will only make him confused.
9) On the same note, stop telling people about the Alan Alda love. The man is 70.
10) Earrings are pretty. When bought as a Christmas present for SOMEONE ELSE, it's best not to swipe them and wear them for the day.
...
Er. Yes.