Random: The Literal Things To Say
The Literal Things To Say
No pairing ; PG-13
Co-authored with
gleeful_kiwi
Person: Yeah, that’s what she said.
Onew: Wait, what did she say and who is this she?!
Person: Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
Onew: You eat horse?
Person: Go and Fuck Yourself!
Onew: Well... okay but only if you show me how…how can you do something physically impossible to do to yourself…?
Person: I think I'll kick it with them today.
Onew: What are you kicking? Hopefully something not valuable!
Person: Epic Fail!
Onew: OhMyGod. My failure will go in history! NOOOOO!
Person: Yo mama is so fat!
Onew: Well, excuse me, my mom keeps in very good health and its not fair to judge! -Z formation-
Person: Thats tight yo!
Onew: Oh really? Well let me go find you a looser pair than.
Person: Oh that’s my song!
Onew: well I'll go ask the DJ for it back.
Person: Oh why am I such a dick magnet?
Onew: Are you serious? Do you stick to freezers as well?
Person: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~
Onew: I have heard of a disco ball…but a stick? Does it glitter too?
Person: Drop it like it’s hot!
Onew: Hot potato?
Person: I’m going to shove my foot up your ass.
Onew: …isn’t that sexual harassment? Will it even fit?
Person: No shit Sherlock.
Onew: What about Sherlock?
Person: Want a joint?
Onew: I have all of my joints!
Person: Smack that !
Onew: Smack what?
Person: I’d tap that.
Onew: What are you going to tap?
Person: Get the fuck out, man !
Onew: But I just got here ! -leaves-
Person: That turns me on ~
Onew: You have a switch?
Person: I want to have your babies!
Onew: Let's get to know each other first! -scared-
Person: Let's get smashed!
Onew: Let me get my helmet first...
Person: Shut up! You really have a big mouth!
Onew: -opens mouth- Is it that big?
Person: That's totally decked out, man.
Onew: Decking a man...desk?
Person: That's the shiz yo!
Onew: Cheese?
Person: This is Sparta!
Onew: I thought this was Korea!
Person: Hit me up!
Onew: I don't want to hurt you...
Person: Damn, I gotta roll.
Onew: But the ground is cold!
Person: Jo, boy I gotta tell ya something.
Onew: My name is Jinki though!
Person: Pick your poison ~
Onew: Can we drink poison?
No pairing ; PG-13
Co-authored with
gleeful_kiwi
Person: Yeah, that’s what she said.
Onew: Wait, what did she say and who is this she?!
Person: Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
Onew: You eat horse?
Person: Go and Fuck Yourself!
Onew: Well... okay but only if you show me how…how can you do something physically impossible to do to yourself…?
Person: I think I'll kick it with them today.
Onew: What are you kicking? Hopefully something not valuable!
Person: Epic Fail!
Onew: OhMyGod. My failure will go in history! NOOOOO!
Person: Yo mama is so fat!
Onew: Well, excuse me, my mom keeps in very good health and its not fair to judge! -Z formation-
Person: Thats tight yo!
Onew: Oh really? Well let me go find you a looser pair than.
Person: Oh that’s my song!
Onew: well I'll go ask the DJ for it back.
Person: Oh why am I such a dick magnet?
Onew: Are you serious? Do you stick to freezers as well?
Person: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~
Onew: I have heard of a disco ball…but a stick? Does it glitter too?
Person: Drop it like it’s hot!
Onew: Hot potato?
Person: I’m going to shove my foot up your ass.
Onew: …isn’t that sexual harassment? Will it even fit?
Person: No shit Sherlock.
Onew: What about Sherlock?
Person: Want a joint?
Onew: I have all of my joints!
Person: Smack that !
Onew: Smack what?
Person: I’d tap that.
Onew: What are you going to tap?
Person: Get the fuck out, man !
Onew: But I just got here ! -leaves-
Person: That turns me on ~
Onew: You have a switch?
Person: I want to have your babies!
Onew: Let's get to know each other first! -scared-
Person: Let's get smashed!
Onew: Let me get my helmet first...
Person: Shut up! You really have a big mouth!
Onew: -opens mouth- Is it that big?
Person: That's totally decked out, man.
Onew: Decking a man...desk?
Person: That's the shiz yo!
Onew: Cheese?
Person: This is Sparta!
Onew: I thought this was Korea!
Person: Hit me up!
Onew: I don't want to hurt you...
Person: Damn, I gotta roll.
Onew: But the ground is cold!
Person: Jo, boy I gotta tell ya something.
Onew: My name is Jinki though!
Person: Pick your poison ~
Onew: Can we drink poison?