Short: Hankering For Children
Hankering For Children
Sulli/Onew + Onew/Minho + Onew/Key ; PG-13
*Dedication:
xjuliette + rabbitdrops
Jinki holds her hands with much caution as if her hands were delicate and he gives that warm, reassuring smile--that smile she’s so darn familiar with. It made her feel that unexplainable fuzzy.
“What is it?” Jinri questions, noticing the jittering from the older boy. She steps in a bit closer, lacing her hands with his.
Jinki still stutters to say something, and it just had to be important. He opens his mouth surely and finally blurts, “I want to have babies,” and Jinri is only taken quite far back at Jinki’s hugely considerable statement of what the fuck did you just say sort of thing.
Flabbergasted, she spits out a “What?” not believing one dose of what seems to be bullshit and she pulls away from him, eyes slightly narrow.
“I just, I dunno--” he begins to pace right in place, throwing his hands in the air like a madman. “I want to have babies, preferably male.”
Jinri only scoffs at this because it seems so out of character, so out of the effiing blue. “First you want me pregnant and now, you’re demanding a baby boy? Jinki, what is wrong with you?”
She isn’t pressured to do anything that evolves sex, but it just amazed her. “You are aware we haven’t even like officially dated right?” He only nods profusely and rolls his eyes, saying,
“It’s not ‘facebook’ official. I know.”
The girl doesn’t know if she should feel insulted, disgusted or anything. Only being able to cross her arms and blink she says dryly, “Pfft, why haven’t you tried Kibum?”. of course, joking half-heartedly.
“Well, the sad truth is, I tried and it failed. Failed horribly.” He shakes his head, trying to recollect a frigid memory, shuddering. Kibum had a really good aim for kicking crotches and faces, but his specialty was crotches.
Breezing into the predicament(from the kitchen), Minho yawns as he slings his arm around the older boy, eyes at Jinri, “He’s right you know, I saw Kibum’s after effect; he probably killed thousands of babies with one swing,” and shook his head. The girl tries to fumble back onto the couch behind her, gasping like a fish out of water.
“Oppa. Kibum oppa can’t have babies. He’s a fucking boy." She clutched her chest, bewildered at the older boy. At this insanity.
Minho just wags a finger at her, saying “ah ah” as he grabs himself by the hips and points from point below. “Kibum, is actually a woman disguised as a man. As manly he looks a times, he’s quite the bitch of the streets if you ask me. I’m only lucky to be standing on my two feet right now saying this because Kibum isn’t home.” He smiles sheepishly to himself, Jinri only cringes within.
“I really, actually don’t want to know anymore. I don’t want to know--”
“But love, the point is, I want babies. I want to have babies. Babies are so cute, pudgy and smile a lot even though they don’t have teeth. Babies.” Jinki intervenes with his cry for a child of his own, frowning. The girl only hides her face with her hands.
“Oppa. No. No. No. No babies.”
With some sort of enthusiasm in his voice, Minho throws himself at Jinki, embracing him like he was his own boyfriend but without a care that Jinri sat there, sobbing while mumbling things about males and not being able to have babies. The tall boy though if Jinri wasn’t up for some baby-making why not him?
“Hyung, I wanna give it a try, let’s have a baby!”
This isn’t a given, but Minho is a girl too.
rabbitdrops and xjuliette , girls I love you both XD. I feel like shit, want to go to sleep.
Sulli/Onew + Onew/Minho + Onew/Key ; PG-13
*Dedication:
xjuliette + rabbitdrops
Jinki holds her hands with much caution as if her hands were delicate and he gives that warm, reassuring smile--that smile she’s so darn familiar with. It made her feel that unexplainable fuzzy.
“What is it?” Jinri questions, noticing the jittering from the older boy. She steps in a bit closer, lacing her hands with his.
Jinki still stutters to say something, and it just had to be important. He opens his mouth surely and finally blurts, “I want to have babies,” and Jinri is only taken quite far back at Jinki’s hugely considerable statement of what the fuck did you just say sort of thing.
Flabbergasted, she spits out a “What?” not believing one dose of what seems to be bullshit and she pulls away from him, eyes slightly narrow.
“I just, I dunno--” he begins to pace right in place, throwing his hands in the air like a madman. “I want to have babies, preferably male.”
Jinri only scoffs at this because it seems so out of character, so out of the effiing blue. “First you want me pregnant and now, you’re demanding a baby boy? Jinki, what is wrong with you?”
She isn’t pressured to do anything that evolves sex, but it just amazed her. “You are aware we haven’t even like officially dated right?” He only nods profusely and rolls his eyes, saying,
“It’s not ‘facebook’ official. I know.”
The girl doesn’t know if she should feel insulted, disgusted or anything. Only being able to cross her arms and blink she says dryly, “Pfft, why haven’t you tried Kibum?”. of course, joking half-heartedly.
“Well, the sad truth is, I tried and it failed. Failed horribly.” He shakes his head, trying to recollect a frigid memory, shuddering. Kibum had a really good aim for kicking crotches and faces, but his specialty was crotches.
Breezing into the predicament(from the kitchen), Minho yawns as he slings his arm around the older boy, eyes at Jinri, “He’s right you know, I saw Kibum’s after effect; he probably killed thousands of babies with one swing,” and shook his head. The girl tries to fumble back onto the couch behind her, gasping like a fish out of water.
“Oppa. Kibum oppa can’t have babies. He’s a fucking boy." She clutched her chest, bewildered at the older boy. At this insanity.
Minho just wags a finger at her, saying “ah ah” as he grabs himself by the hips and points from point below. “Kibum, is actually a woman disguised as a man. As manly he looks a times, he’s quite the bitch of the streets if you ask me. I’m only lucky to be standing on my two feet right now saying this because Kibum isn’t home.” He smiles sheepishly to himself, Jinri only cringes within.
“I really, actually don’t want to know anymore. I don’t want to know--”
“But love, the point is, I want babies. I want to have babies. Babies are so cute, pudgy and smile a lot even though they don’t have teeth. Babies.” Jinki intervenes with his cry for a child of his own, frowning. The girl only hides her face with her hands.
“Oppa. No. No. No. No babies.”
With some sort of enthusiasm in his voice, Minho throws himself at Jinki, embracing him like he was his own boyfriend but without a care that Jinri sat there, sobbing while mumbling things about males and not being able to have babies. The tall boy though if Jinri wasn’t up for some baby-making why not him?
“Hyung, I wanna give it a try, let’s have a baby!”
This isn’t a given, but Minho is a girl too.
rabbitdrops and xjuliette , girls I love you both XD. I feel like shit, want to go to sleep.