♥ DEAR
teaquest LIGHT OF MY LIFE, FIRE OF MY LOINS (whoops sorry that's Lolita), QUEEN OF MY HEART, I GAVE MY SOUL TO A FANFIC A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO BUT I WILL ASK FOR IT BACK SO THAT I MAY OFFER IT TO YOU. DARLING, ANYTHING THAT IS MINE IS ALSO YOURS NOW AND FOREVER. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO GREAT THAT I AM EVEN WILLING TO CONCEDE THAT SEAGULLS ARE NOT (
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cause i couldn't look away!! goddamn woman.
and you and teaquest own my everything XDD
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LO! JBELLS' POWER OF DISTRACTION IS INDEED BOUNDLESS.
i have to admit i just spent quite some time staring at him myself before i started replying to comments :D
my life, my body, my heart and my soul belong to the two of you. although it goes without saying that if jamie ever knocks on my door, he will be given precedence
also i totally blame you for my erotic dream involving a riding crop.
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I DONT KNOW GOD IT WAS HARD.
i don't think we would mind, we would have done the same. or at least i would? we all have our priorities in the right place.
i still can't believe we've had this conversation. like how do things like that take place?
yeah i totally dreamt of him nailing eva green at some boring parisian gala. and i blame you. i know i came up with this but i still blame you.
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BUT THANK YOU. FOR STRUGGLING THROUGH MY ENTRY. I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO KEEP THINGS SIMPLE NEXT TIME. AND USE FEWER WORDS. AND MAYBE MORE PICTURES?
i can't believe it either. i think it happened because your brain is a wonderful and sometimes scary place.
i did not do anything. i just listened intensely and spurred you on.
i am innocent. INNOCENT I TELL YOU!
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seriously, i keep checking my archive and trying to prove to myself it has not actually taken place.
INNOCENT. LET ME BRING TEAQUEST INTO THIS AND HER VISUAL AIDS OF BLOOD-DRENCHED LIONS. THAT'S HOW INNOCENT YOU ARE.
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hahahahaha are you getting any work done today??
DDD: WHY DOES NO ONE EVER BELIEVE ME???
I AM NOT A BLOOD-DRENCHED LION. I AM AN INNOCENT LAMB. IN FACT I AM TEA'S LAMB. SHE TOLD ME SO HERSELF.
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fuck no, i haven't even started yet. i'm about to!! had to read all the updates because i would be useless anyway if i hadn't
NO NO YOU CAN'T BE A LAMB. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE LAMBS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU.
ALSO YOUR DEFIANCE SCREENCAP ON TUMBLR? TOP NOTCH.
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Ok I'm breaking out my centurion's voice: MEAGHAN! I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. IT IS ALREADY NOON. NOW GET. TO. WORK.
I'M A VERY UNIQUE LAMB? NORWEGIAN LAMBS ARE DIFFERENT?
I SUPPOSE I COULD BE AN OTTER.
HOW DOES ONE HANDLE LAMBS BTW??
I KNOOOOOW. I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER TUMBLR FOR DEFIANCE CAPS YESTERDAY BUT I COULD HARDLY FIND ANYTHING AND IT MADE ME SAD. I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SCREENCAP. I NEED MOAR.
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I AM WORKING I AM WORKING JEEZ.
A LAMB IS A LAMB, SILJE.
AWWW MAN I LOVE OTTERS, SO FREAKING CUTE.
WITH GENTLENESS AND SEVERITY. THEY'RE LIKE SHEEP. EXCEPT EVEN MORE STUPID. AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO CARRY THE BASTARDS.
MAN. WHY? SO PRETTEH. SO SO PRETTEH.
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NOW WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU?
I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW THAT IS ANY DIFFERENT FROM HOW YOU TREAT ME.
ALTHOUGH I AM PROBABLY SMARTER.
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AND YES THAT WOULD BE USED.
YES. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SEVERITY. BUT THAT IT'S CAUSE YOU DISARM ME. AND IT'S NOT WITH A MOURNFUL BAAAA
AND YEAH. DEFINITELY SMARTER. THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT MYSELF.
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OK WELL I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. I MIGHT HAVE SOME NEW T-SHIRTS PRINTED THIS SUMMER. IF I DO, THEY WON'T LOOK FANCY THOUGH. JSYK.
SHUT UP. YOU ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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I HAVE BEEN OUTWITTED BY MY PONY BEFORE. AND A GOAT. I'M REALLY NOT
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I WOULD NEVER.
I AM SURE IT WAS A VERY CLEVER PONY. AND GOATS ARE FAMOUS FOR THEIR INTELLIGENCE. YOU TOTALLY ARE.
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Lol lol it's probably just yet another manifestation of my technological ineptitude. (Unless LJ is fucking things up for me. Again. I had trouble accessing several pages about an hour ago). I will hunt them down and unscreen them wherever they are!!
I WOULD NEVER HIDE ANYTHING FROM YOU MY FLOWER CRAB SPIDER. EXCEPT MAYBE MY HOUSE KEYS.
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