In a little more than two hours from now I will be running a relay race. This race is pretty huge with hundreds of teams and thousands of runners from all over the country, and some of the teams have been preparing for this event for months. I can't believe I let myself be talked into participating. The whole city is crawling with people dressed in expensive sports clothes and even more expensive running shoes who clearly have spent a lot of time working out and getting ready for this. Meanwhile I have prepared by eating an extra piece of chocolate cake yesterday and ogling pics of Jamie Bell. This is not gonna end well.
To calm myself down: