[Fullmetal] Yo, Edward here
...or as some of you might know me, Fullmetal. This is just a little shout-out to our fans. You're all great, and we REALLY appreciate all the support you've given us. We know you'll make our upcoming shows a huge success.
As for me, the full name's Edward Elric, and I'm the leader (and genius) behind this band. And Al, my little brother, is absolutely the soul of it, can't forget to say that. Oh, and I guess the other two guys are great too. Though, there are some THINGS I could say about a certain Flame... Hmm, what else to say about me... I like music and singing and pushing this band to the top! I saw some rumor before that I liked teddy bears and well, uh, I can't say I DISlike them, but they aren't a hobby of mine. So, I don't know where you heard that, but it's not true! When I'm not singing or recording or whatever, I pretty much just like to read somewhere quiet.
Oh, and as for some allegations made in a recent interview by the "leader" of some OTHER band, I'd like to say that NONE OF THEM ARE TRUE!
Hey bastard, you want a cocktease? I'll SHOW you a cocktease! I'll tease your cock right off your crotch with the metal toe of my boot! BITE ME!
That being said, I'm out for the night. Later.
-Edward Elric, or Fullmetal
As for me, the full name's Edward Elric, and I'm the leader (and genius) behind this band. And Al, my little brother, is absolutely the soul of it, can't forget to say that. Oh, and I guess the other two guys are great too. Though, there are some THINGS I could say about a certain Flame... Hmm, what else to say about me... I like music and singing and pushing this band to the top! I saw some rumor before that I liked teddy bears and well, uh, I can't say I DISlike them, but they aren't a hobby of mine. So, I don't know where you heard that, but it's not true! When I'm not singing or recording or whatever, I pretty much just like to read somewhere quiet.
Oh, and as for some allegations made in a recent interview by the "leader" of some OTHER band, I'd like to say that NONE OF THEM ARE TRUE!
Hey bastard, you want a cocktease? I'll SHOW you a cocktease! I'll tease your cock right off your crotch with the metal toe of my boot! BITE ME!
That being said, I'm out for the night. Later.
-Edward Elric, or Fullmetal