Fanfic!!!!
Title: The Ten Commandments ala the Joker
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 for safety
Author: codysgirlkyla
Beta: None
Point of View: the Joker's
Pairing: None
Summary: This is a parody of the Ten Commandments, as interpreted by the Joker.
Disclaimer: The Joker doesn't belong to me, I am only borrowing him to have a little fun. Please don't sue me, I don't even have any money in my wallet with which to buy my Halloween costume!
Warnings: This fic contains the following:
*Spoilers for The Dark Knight
*Parody of several major religions (in particular, the Roman Catholic faith)
*Implied Mature Concepts (several of the commandments refer to violence and/or sex, after all)
Dedication: This fic wouldn't exist without the following people:
*agent0fchaos, for inspiring me to write this fic with her recent post on fanfic writing.
*Mr. Nolan, for creating such wonderful movies as Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
*Heath Ledger, for such an excellent portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight. His talent is sorely missed by all.
1. I am the Lord your God, you shall not have any gods before me.
1. I am the Joker, you shall not have any other wickedly cool bad guys before me.
2. Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain.
2. Thou shall not call the Joker crazy.
3. Keep holy the Sabbath day.
3. Introduce a little anarchy.
4. Honor thy father and thy mother.
4. Honor the Joker.
5. You shall not murder.
5. You shall murder, but only to cause chaos.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
6. You shall not commit adultery, unless you're planning on causing chaos with such an act.
7. You shall not steal.
7. Stealing is a great way of creating anarchy. Do it.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
8. Do not lie to me, the Joker. Ever.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's house.
9. You shall not want my hangout.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
10. You shall not want my body, no matter how attractive you find me to be.
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 for safety
Author: codysgirlkyla
Beta: None
Point of View: the Joker's
Pairing: None
Summary: This is a parody of the Ten Commandments, as interpreted by the Joker.
Disclaimer: The Joker doesn't belong to me, I am only borrowing him to have a little fun. Please don't sue me, I don't even have any money in my wallet with which to buy my Halloween costume!
Warnings: This fic contains the following:
*Spoilers for The Dark Knight
*Parody of several major religions (in particular, the Roman Catholic faith)
*Implied Mature Concepts (several of the commandments refer to violence and/or sex, after all)
Dedication: This fic wouldn't exist without the following people:
*agent0fchaos, for inspiring me to write this fic with her recent post on fanfic writing.
*Mr. Nolan, for creating such wonderful movies as Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
*Heath Ledger, for such an excellent portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight. His talent is sorely missed by all.
1. I am the Lord your God, you shall not have any gods before me.
1. I am the Joker, you shall not have any other wickedly cool bad guys before me.
2. Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain.
2. Thou shall not call the Joker crazy.
3. Keep holy the Sabbath day.
3. Introduce a little anarchy.
4. Honor thy father and thy mother.
4. Honor the Joker.
5. You shall not murder.
5. You shall murder, but only to cause chaos.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
6. You shall not commit adultery, unless you're planning on causing chaos with such an act.
7. You shall not steal.
7. Stealing is a great way of creating anarchy. Do it.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
8. Do not lie to me, the Joker. Ever.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's house.
9. You shall not want my hangout.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
10. You shall not want my body, no matter how attractive you find me to be.