Diviners sage and sex.
Oh man, so major update.
Ive hung out with my girlfriend everyday. Every single day. Turns out she is an adorable little nymphomaniac. I havent had sex this much in two years. Even then, it wasnt 4 times a day every day. Despite the sex, I do really like this girl. Shes visited me at work a few times and all my coworkers say shes adorable. Ive taken her out to eat several times and to the movies once and I bought her an insectosauras doll. We usually cuddle up and watch movies and stuff like that.
So yesterday, I had to escort her to the Center of Adolescent Psychiatric Something. That was sad, but it wasnt a big deal for her because shes been there a few times already and this time it was voluntary instead of arriving in an ambulance.
And tonight I got off of work and had my friend Arthur show up. I decided it would be a good idea to try salvia so we went to some elementary school and tried it there, he had done it before and ive never done anything before. It would have been cooler if I wasnt inexperienced at smoking. I didnt get hallucinations either. I was sitting against the wall and felt like there was a force pulling me to the right so I kept falling sideways. I told him I was going to get up so i did and tried to walk forward but kept getting pulled to the right. I couldnt even walk normally, my legs were jello-y and I fell on the ground. I got up again and circled the grass with him. He said there was a wall there and then I started laughing harder than ive ever laughed. I did that a couple more times and then we took a lap around the park to get back to normal.
That is the only drug id ever consider trying. Its legal, nonaddictive, and safe. Plus its supposed to put you in a different world. I probably wont even do it again because I cant smoke it anyways.
After that, I bought wendys and condoms. Both for only me by the way.
Ive hung out with my girlfriend everyday. Every single day. Turns out she is an adorable little nymphomaniac. I havent had sex this much in two years. Even then, it wasnt 4 times a day every day. Despite the sex, I do really like this girl. Shes visited me at work a few times and all my coworkers say shes adorable. Ive taken her out to eat several times and to the movies once and I bought her an insectosauras doll. We usually cuddle up and watch movies and stuff like that.
So yesterday, I had to escort her to the Center of Adolescent Psychiatric Something. That was sad, but it wasnt a big deal for her because shes been there a few times already and this time it was voluntary instead of arriving in an ambulance.
And tonight I got off of work and had my friend Arthur show up. I decided it would be a good idea to try salvia so we went to some elementary school and tried it there, he had done it before and ive never done anything before. It would have been cooler if I wasnt inexperienced at smoking. I didnt get hallucinations either. I was sitting against the wall and felt like there was a force pulling me to the right so I kept falling sideways. I told him I was going to get up so i did and tried to walk forward but kept getting pulled to the right. I couldnt even walk normally, my legs were jello-y and I fell on the ground. I got up again and circled the grass with him. He said there was a wall there and then I started laughing harder than ive ever laughed. I did that a couple more times and then we took a lap around the park to get back to normal.
That is the only drug id ever consider trying. Its legal, nonaddictive, and safe. Plus its supposed to put you in a different world. I probably wont even do it again because I cant smoke it anyways.
After that, I bought wendys and condoms. Both for only me by the way.