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Early morning brings out the philospher in us all. Well me anyway, and if I do it you should too right? right. good.
Do you know what? Hell is'nt this firey pit of violence.. no. Hell is a great banquet, set place in a banquet hall, everyone has a seat. everyone has food in reach. There is but one rule, one catch. The rule is, you must eat your food, using chopsticks, the catch, the chopsticks are 5 feet long. It's impossible for them to reach their food, they are starving , being tourmented. In heaven , same scenario, same rule, same catch, but they are all well fed and happy.....its just in Heaven, they feed each other.
Codys clepto tip of the week "Be imaginative. Your pockets not the only place to hide things. toss the item out of a window if theres sensors at the doors, do it while no ones looking of course. then casually leave go out and retrieve it, viola! your sock or shoe holds average sized objects pretty well, pretend to tie your shoes, and tuck it in wherever. The limits to this is only your imagination."
Do you know what? Hell is'nt this firey pit of violence.. no. Hell is a great banquet, set place in a banquet hall, everyone has a seat. everyone has food in reach. There is but one rule, one catch. The rule is, you must eat your food, using chopsticks, the catch, the chopsticks are 5 feet long. It's impossible for them to reach their food, they are starving , being tourmented. In heaven , same scenario, same rule, same catch, but they are all well fed and happy.....its just in Heaven, they feed each other.
Codys clepto tip of the week "Be imaginative. Your pockets not the only place to hide things. toss the item out of a window if theres sensors at the doors, do it while no ones looking of course. then casually leave go out and retrieve it, viola! your sock or shoe holds average sized objects pretty well, pretend to tie your shoes, and tuck it in wherever. The limits to this is only your imagination."