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[codfishbunny]

Well, the folks at the Weather Channel must be happy. They finally got a hurricane right! :D The people of Florida - not so happy. The people of Louisiana? Thank assorted deities that it DIDN'T COME FOR US THIS TIME. Partially because of damage from Katrina and Rita, mostly because we want the media to STFU about New Orleans, kthnx. Seriously, it's like they think Louisiana consists entirely of NO, with maybe a street or two for Baton Rouge and some cotton fields and swamplands or something. Oi. I AM NOT A COTTON FIELD. ...NOR AM I SUGAR CANE. OR HOT SAUCE. OR LIVING IN A SWAMP. OR AN ALLIGATOR. AND NO, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT THE SAINTS. WE'RE MORE INTO COLLEGE AND HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL.

THUS ENDS THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

ALSO: PENIS.

Now resumes the plotting of things. beep beep.