for FUCK'S SAKE
"*** We're sorry. This item can't be shipped to your selected destination due to Hurricane Katrina. You may change the shipping address and proceed with your order or try again later. ( Click here for more information.) ***"
Fuck you, Amazon. And fuck you too, weather. Fuck you both hard and without lube. "There is a slight problem with your order" and "We're sorry", my ass. The post office is running normally now around here in an area affected by RITA, you cow fuckers, which you evidently didn't give a shit about because you shipped my last order the DAY BEFORE IT MADE FUCKING LANDFALL, but oh, now because of KATRINA (wtf?), areas over on the OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE are NOT POSSIBLE for GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? You don't even MENTION either fucking hurricane on your front fucking page, SO I'M KIND OF WONDERING WHAT ILLEGAL DRUGS YOU ARE ON. I'm sorry that "Nawlins" is still fucked up, and I know Cameron's a bad hunk of land to be at right now, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MAIL? For fuck's sake, the FUCKING MALL and BOOKS A MILLION are open in the city next door. The GAS STATIONS are open, WITH GAS. Practically everything is open down here that wasn't torn up, even if it doesn't make sense (i.e., most if not all of the mall), and I reiterate that EVEN THE MAIL IS BACK TO NORMAL. THE MAIL. WHEN THEY TAKE OFF FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. THE MAIL. TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES SENSE, AMAZON.
Things to buy when I can from places that ARE NOT DUMBASSES:
Death Note volume 1
Steady Beat volume 1
Dramacon volume 1
Green Day, "American Idiot" CD
Fuck you, Amazon. And fuck you too, weather. Fuck you both hard and without lube. "There is a slight problem with your order" and "We're sorry", my ass. The post office is running normally now around here in an area affected by RITA, you cow fuckers, which you evidently didn't give a shit about because you shipped my last order the DAY BEFORE IT MADE FUCKING LANDFALL, but oh, now because of KATRINA (wtf?), areas over on the OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE are NOT POSSIBLE for GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? You don't even MENTION either fucking hurricane on your front fucking page, SO I'M KIND OF WONDERING WHAT ILLEGAL DRUGS YOU ARE ON. I'm sorry that "Nawlins" is still fucked up, and I know Cameron's a bad hunk of land to be at right now, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MAIL? For fuck's sake, the FUCKING MALL and BOOKS A MILLION are open in the city next door. The GAS STATIONS are open, WITH GAS. Practically everything is open down here that wasn't torn up, even if it doesn't make sense (i.e., most if not all of the mall), and I reiterate that EVEN THE MAIL IS BACK TO NORMAL. THE MAIL. WHEN THEY TAKE OFF FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. THE MAIL. TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES SENSE, AMAZON.
Things to buy when I can from places that ARE NOT DUMBASSES:
Death Note volume 1
Steady Beat volume 1
Dramacon volume 1
Green Day, "American Idiot" CD