Jul 17, 2015 00:16
Sometimes games have the flimsiest reasons for wanting you to murder people.
"Oh no! Vampire hunters!"
"Isn't that... a good thing?"
"No! They don't care about the children! They only want the bounty!"
"So... we want to kill the vampires, and they want to kill the vampires, but that's bad because they have the wrong reason."
"Yes! So let's get them!"
"Wait, now we're killing them for having the wrong reason to kill vampires? Why don't we just watch them kill the vampires to make sure it gets done?"
"They'll think we want their bounty. Come on!"
"I... have been railroaded into this. Whatever."