Voice ★ Happy Thanksgiving

[codenamehero]

*There is a loud thwack before the voice feed comes on. You can hear America beating up something.* Get down!! Don't you know vegetables are to be eaten!? Go down quietly!!

*Another loud thwack, a breath of relief.*Well, I was going to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving - but I think I can save that for Christmas. What the hell Somarium, I never

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[thatpeskyninja]

They're pretty pesky aren't they? I'm surprise they put up somewhat of a fight.

Also, what's Thanksgiving?

[codenamehero]

Pesky is a nice way of putting it. Well, they'll be no match for a hero like me - *another thwack.*

Oh and Thanksgiving's a holiday! There's a story behind it, but it's a long story.

[thatpeskyninja]

Not sure how much skill it would take to defeat a bunch of vegetables. Though they do move pretty fast for vegetation.

Eh....can you give me the short version of the story?

[She might get bored if it's too long.]

[codenamehero]

Let's see, there were bunch of people who didn't like what was going on their home so they hop on a ship and sailed across the sea to America and built a town. And when most people weren't dying from drinking bad water, they were thankful and celebrated their harvest - thus Thanksgiving is born!

*was that too long?*

[thatpeskyninja]

...
[It was just right though the story was...interesting? Or special more like it.]

Well, hope they didn't die from their harvest either. What do people do on Thanksgiving?

[codenamehero]

They have a biggg dinner with their family and it's a time to chill from all the hard-working!

That's why I'm catching these little critters.

[thatpeskyninja]

Oh? I can understand the part about free food then!

Already kinda getting sick of all the vegetables. Only been eating them because they been real pesky.

Oh, also what is America? [Because she's never heard of it.]

[codenamehero]

Well, that's a fast way to take care of 'em!

Oh, America? *points to himself.* That's me.

[thatpeskyninja]

Eh...?

[A little confused now.]

So...they crossed the sea to see you?

[codenamehero]

More like, to build me? *sheepish smile.*

You see, I'm personified country! United States of America, at your service, little lady.

[thatpeskyninja]

...how, does that even work? [More confused. How do you build a country that's personified to look like a person?]

Can't say I've ever met a entire country before...

[Maybe he's touched in the head. Though this place has so many kinds of people here.]

[codenamehero]

You're going to have to get used to it! There are a lot of "country-people" here as one of the residents pointed out.

*this goofy smile? Nope, he couldn't be touched in the head at all. What are you talking about?*

Weeell, things always have a starting point. The reason I grew up so well is because those people I mentioned hopped on that ship and built towns. Hard to explain to a normal person really.

[thatpeskyninja]

[You're weird man. Weird~]

I guess normal would be the word for it. [Scratches her head. Maybe he hit his head or something perhaps. Though, can't say she ever heard such a story like that.]

But anyhow, never heard of a country like that before.

[codenamehero]

Country like what? Like in personified form or starting out?