Voice/Video ★ PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
*Here Somarium, have this amazingly chipper America, grinning from ear-to-ear. In his arms, he has what could be considered dangerous: Fire works. The really explosive ones, that you might see when you go to Disney World.*
GOOD EVENING!
I'll just cut to the chase! See, it's my birthday soon - and it wouldn't be really my birthday without a giant party. Of course everyone's invited! Come down and have some hot dogs and burgers! I promise they'll be good as the ones you'll get in New York!
Ah, and it's not formal or anything like that! Causal is the key word guys ~ Oh and! *He holds out the fireworks in front of him*
There will be Fireworks!
It really wouldn't be Fourth of July without one; it's a tradition and all that!
*And after some thought -* Oh by the way, you're not invited you demon Nazi cat.
*And the feed mercifully cuts off.*