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[codenamehero]

*Thought you were having a nice, relaxing fall evening? Oh-ho-ho*

Ohmygodwhathefuckisthat-

*Here some buttons being pressed*

MAYDAY - MAYDAY - MAYDAY -

An unidentified flying object spotted twelve o'clock! In shape of a castle. Bears no visible weapons but requesting immediate backup! And uhhh-....

Ah, screw this.

GUYS. The UFO's were

Comments

[chainsawofdeath]

[Well, this is not England, France, China, or Russia... probably somebody you'd rather not talk to, actually.]

It looks like a castle because it is a floating castle, sweetheart~!

[codenamehero]

*... A diner waitress?*

A floating castle? Sounds like something Disney would come up with.

[chainsawofdeath]

...Sounds like what?

[codenamehero]

Disney. He made Snow White recently - ah, forget it.

... By the way, are you from London?

[chainsawofdeath]

Ah, I am! [grins] I've been working there for some time now ♥

[codenamehero]

You got his accent down pretty well! *Shall be happily oblivious to the dark heart at the end - Aaand we're good*

[chainsawofdeath]

Got who's accent... What are you talking about~?!

[codenamehero]

I meant that you got England's accent.

[chainsawofdeath]

But... This is how I normally speak.

[codenamehero]

Haha! Never said it was a bad thing! Been to London few times myself, for business.

[chainsawofdeath]

Have you?! [He laughs] I've been there for a while on business, myself~!

[codenamehero]

*Man, what's up with this guy?*

Yeah? What sort of business?

[chainsawofdeath]

[Grins] I'm just a butler to die for~ ♥

[codenamehero]

Oh boy. You must have quite a reputation! Worked for a big shot baron or something?

[chainsawofdeath]

Ah~ Indeed, the butler for the lovely Madam Angelina Durless and Baron Barnett ♥

[codenamehero]

Never heard of 'em. Then again, I'm not very bright with nobility anyway.

Oh yeah, the name is America. I forgot to introduce myself.