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[codenamehero]

*Thought you were having a nice, relaxing fall evening? Oh-ho-ho*

Ohmygodwhathefuckisthat-

*Here some buttons being pressed*

MAYDAY - MAYDAY - MAYDAY -

An unidentified flying object spotted twelve o'clock! In shape of a castle. Bears no visible weapons but requesting immediate backup! And uhhh-....

Ah, screw this.

GUYS. The UFO's were

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[inglorious]

I CALLED IT FIRST.

[codenamehero]

*OH NO U DIDN'T*

I DON'T SEE YOUR FLAG UP THERE. And is this Soviet controlled nations' getaway or something? Hungary was here too.

[inglorious]

[YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE]
HEY! I AIN'T CONTROLLED BY NO FUCKING RUSSIA DAMN IT!

[Sorta was dissolved and is now kicking it in modern times. Only.. well that doesn't matter in Som 8|a]

MY FLAG IS UP THERE!
You just can't see it from the ground~~

[codenamehero]

[Still stuck in 1947 8la]
That wasn't the case the last time I checked -

And Mr. Lord Awesome. I have binoculars and I still can't see that flag.
*Actually looks through it as we speak*

[inglorious]

[At least everyone thinks he's still a nation]

Yeah well it's 2009~ and I know there's no Russia livin' in West's house!
I'd chase him out with a broom!

[Oh hey though you are proving him wrong you still called him a nice title and he's gonna soak that up]

Keseses~! That's because it's under glass... INSIDE OF IT.

[codenamehero]

Dude, you know you should put the flag outside when -

*HOLD UP*

Did you just say it's 2009, Prussia? Like the year 2009? *There is a long pause - a very long pause* ... Are you drunk?

[inglorious]

...

....

.....

HEY I'M NOT DRUNK! Yet.

[codenamehero]

*Orly?*

I can't tell most of time. You guys drunk beer like it's water - wait getting off track! Damn it, you haven't answered my question!

[inglorious]

Ehh what question?

You asked a question?

[Very short attention span, America. :|]

[codenamehero]

*Wait, they were talking about something? Oh wait. Now we remember.*

*rolls eyes* I asked you if you really are from the year 2009!

[inglorious]

[There's a pause for a while, mostly because he's just so happy all these nations are from times where he's still a nation. Even if someone told that pansy bastard he wasn't a nation...Because who cares about Austria anyway?]

Keseseses~

Yes! Really!

I'm from the awesome future!

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[codenamehero]

HOLY CRAP.

*And America for the first time in his young life as a nation has nothing to say. He just stared at Prussia for the longest time.*

[codenamehero]

*And Alfred feels like a dumbass for believing him. But this is INCREDIBLE. And damn, he wanted to be the first one to time travel!*

S-so! What's the future like? Is it awesome? Have happy endings?

[inglorious]

[Oh America...]

I am in yer futures... messing with... uhh yer.. uh... STUFF.

You are taken over by Russia-- Austria isn't a nation anymore-- and Japan hosts the UN! Liechtenstein has nukes and Switzerland exploded himself with all the bombs he keeps on his bridges and the trains that go through the Alps!

Yeah!

And Russia gave all your weapon stock to Cuba! England sank into the water after a massive earthquake! Greece has also joined Atlantis!

[codenamehero]

*Blasphemy!!*

THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULLCRAP.

I won't allow Russia to take me over because I am a HERO and Japan can't possibly host UN. Not after I ... bombed him.

You're just pulling my leg, aren't you!?

[inglorious]

Keseses maybe! Maybe not! Shouldn't a HERO know?

[Teach you to beat him at swimming races America :| - swimming races you don't know about lol.]

Why should I tell you anyway?! What do I get on telling you the future?!