Short post
This is my new favorite paladin quote. It was taken from the pally forums by a guy named Bruug talking about why Blizzard limits paladin burst damage or something to that effect:
"I, personally, think there is a secret particle accellerator in-game where, if one chops a paladin into tiny bits, then spins the resulting cells up to six times the speed of sound, the particles can two-shot a mage if fired directly at his face from a short distance. It's mostly due to the remaining fragments of plate armor mixed up in the mess."
It made me giggle. Mostly because I'm sitting in physics right now. I /salute you, sir.