Answers for Lucifer

[code_smith]

Answers for bringerof_light:

1) Do you think you have a soul?

After searching extensively through my code, I have come to the conclusion that I possess no data member or function matching the string literal "soul" or any regular expression containing the word "soul."

2) What do you desire more than anything else?In the past, I might have been tempted to say a

Comments

[bringerof_light]

Your perfectly fine suit is perfectly boring.

[code_smith]

If you could see the intricate and elegant coding behind the suit, you would not be so hasty to judge.

[bringerof_light]

Yes I would. If you were more advanced, you'd be able to design a much more stylish outfit.

[code_smith]

If you knew anything about programming, you'd value efficiency and performance over "stylish" (read: garish) fancy user interfaces.

[bringerof_light]

You're just making up excuses because you have no style whatsoever.

[code_smith]

Like you would know anything about style, pitchfork boy.

[bringerof_light]

I'll have you know that pitchforks were very stylish in the 7th and 8th century. And very good for poking.

[code_smith]

Ha! Who'd have thought the so-called "Prince of Darkness" followed fads as well? *snickers*

[bringerof_light]

*glares, a pitchfork appears in his hand and he pokes Smith with it*

[code_smith]

This is so... cartoonish.

[bringerof_light]

Well, I can make it more hellfire-y if you prefer.

[code_smith]

Again, quite... cliche. Have you ever considered renovating the place, you being so conscientious about style and all? The fire and brimstone bit is so last century. Ever consider an ice-based decor?

[bringerof_light]

Lakes of ice are already there. Even when you try to be fashionable, you're still slow.

[code_smith]

So Hell has indeed frozen over? I thought as much.

Say, on a much more pleasant topic, what's your experience with toddlers and the such? Do you see many of them in Hell?

[bringerof_light]

*stares*

[code_smith]

What?