Jun 06, 2004 00:08
Would you ever...
Have sex in public?: yes
Lie to your best friend?: yes
Jump out of a plane?: yes
Get your nose pierced?: no
Mosh?: yes
Make out with a stranger?: yes
Eat a bug?: yes
Go streaking?: yes
Give your least favorite teacher the finger?: yes
Go to a protest/rally?: yes
...that could possibly get violent?: yes
...and could land you in jail?: yes
Smoke pot?: yes
Drink until you threw up?: yes
Swim with sharks?: FUCK NO
Live on a deserted island?: no
Give up your happiness for a friend's?: yes
Give your life for someone else's?: yes
...someone you didn't even know?: yes
Be a martyr?: sure, why not.
Write a book?: yes
Get a sex-change operation?: yes
Go to school naked?: yes
...and act surprised when you were kicked out?: no
Buy a motorcycle?: Yes
...and learn dangerous tricks on it?: No
Buy a horse?: no
...and make it do silly things like scratch your back?: yes
Sing in front of a hundred people?: yes
Be a stripper?: yes
Dance on TV?: yes
Join the armed forces?: no
Run for president?: no
Kill someone?: yes
...G.W.?: yes
Wear someone else's unwashed undawears?: Too late
Make a cartoon?: yes
Walk around school with a goatee and moustache drawn onto your face?: yes
Change your name?: yes...Bondage, James Bondage
Go under cover for some secret government agency?: yes
Travel to France?: yes
Live like the Amish?: no
Boycott showers?: no