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So I'm in Wyoming now. Jackson, to be precise.
It's all right, I guess.
If you like being ripped away from the two people that you love more than anything for a time that is supposed to be happy! and festive! for everybody.
I woke up at four o'clock AM this morning at a comfort inn to my mother watching the weather channel. LOUDLY. I was like, "You've got to be kidding me. It's four o'clock in the goddamn morning." And she was like "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PASS CONDITIONS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE. GO BACK TO SLEEP." And I couldn't and said so and she was like "Tough."
So I made really loud farting noises with my mouth because it was either that or I just start screaming in rage.
She turned to me and was like "YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH I DON'T KNOW WHY I BROUGHT YOU ON THIS TRIP!"
I was like, "...me either. YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT."
It's all right, I guess.
If you like being ripped away from the two people that you love more than anything for a time that is supposed to be happy! and festive! for everybody.
I woke up at four o'clock AM this morning at a comfort inn to my mother watching the weather channel. LOUDLY. I was like, "You've got to be kidding me. It's four o'clock in the goddamn morning." And she was like "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PASS CONDITIONS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE. GO BACK TO SLEEP." And I couldn't and said so and she was like "Tough."
So I made really loud farting noises with my mouth because it was either that or I just start screaming in rage.
She turned to me and was like "YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH I DON'T KNOW WHY I BROUGHT YOU ON THIS TRIP!"
I was like, "...me either. YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT."