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asphication of kamican people in south africa in a breach of the constitution. MWAHA lol
OK IM GONNA UPDATE ABOUT DER AWESOME HOLIDAYS...
ok first of all anyone who didnt think these holidays were awesome suk because holidays have school for breakfast or dinner and even SUPPER...heheh
okay start of holidays ive like been going to the city like 2/3 days these holidays and it isss sooo fun, but expensive, there are sooo many scandals these holidays.. okay first one this guy called ando like stuk a condom up his arse and apparently rubbed it on his dick and said to william mumford "come get it will"... how weird and wrong is that, hes like outcast sort of now, aalllssoo this guy ando when he was at max W's place were gonna get some like beer or pizza or both or something and of course ando needed to chip in a bit nbut didnt have n e money so he stole 20 buyks off MAXS mum and gave it to MAX and max is like "nahh dude u dont have to put in 20 buks man, u can keep it" so he kept it then bragged about it to all of us" wat a wanker like hes nice but he has no moral line :S.
ok also during holidays io went to the net cafe like an hour or 2 a day and before and after we would leave like someone would stand out side the entrance and give me a signal for when to jump out so than i would end up in front of someone when i jumped out of the entrance and i owuld be like making kung fu noises and shit cos its in chinatown area, and all these asain women and girls like yelp when i jump out LOL it isss ssooooo much fun ummmm what else... ooohh yeha umm koji slept at mine that was okay then i went round newtown back to his place and it was heaps interesting cos there are freaky shops round newtown like hippy stuff haha.
also does n e one remember HENRY miles friend who moved to england well he came back and hes pretty nice but it was hilarious making english comments like he had never been to a net cafe and he kept on asking assistance and i would be like "dont worry hes ENGRISH" lol it was ssoo funny. Also letting off fireworks in CHINATOWN with asain women like light it next to them and like lok at them sweetly and run away IT IS SOOOO FUNNY. arrrmmm
nothing controversial happened to me in holidays ;)... ok...
wat else uummm oHH yeah wen i was a miles i found this awesome british like boiled lollies and other sweet shop and its a bit expensive but i went spastic in ther its soo awesome all of theses lollies... its like up the road from broadway... so i bought some lollies then we went to broadway and decided to go into like a cigar store.. it had novelties like u know those little punching bags that say like "eat shit" "fuck you" you whore" "fuck off" "asshole" and stuff when u punch it well yeha there was one on the counter and i kept on hitting it and the asain guy at the counter came up to me and goes "asshole to me or you" and i just kept on hitting it and he goes "you want me to fuck off?" and i go "yes you, you , you" and i would like hit it and then point at him pretending to b innocent lol and he was like about to come out and like nail us soo we ran out haha.
Yeah so basically the whole holidays have been great cept the last few days which im doing nothing and preparing for school/prison...
this is like the most typing ive done for LJ so i hope u guys read it.
xx
yrfdoog...
chillax bra
OK IM GONNA UPDATE ABOUT DER AWESOME HOLIDAYS...
ok first of all anyone who didnt think these holidays were awesome suk because holidays have school for breakfast or dinner and even SUPPER...heheh
okay start of holidays ive like been going to the city like 2/3 days these holidays and it isss sooo fun, but expensive, there are sooo many scandals these holidays.. okay first one this guy called ando like stuk a condom up his arse and apparently rubbed it on his dick and said to william mumford "come get it will"... how weird and wrong is that, hes like outcast sort of now, aalllssoo this guy ando when he was at max W's place were gonna get some like beer or pizza or both or something and of course ando needed to chip in a bit nbut didnt have n e money so he stole 20 buyks off MAXS mum and gave it to MAX and max is like "nahh dude u dont have to put in 20 buks man, u can keep it" so he kept it then bragged about it to all of us" wat a wanker like hes nice but he has no moral line :S.
ok also during holidays io went to the net cafe like an hour or 2 a day and before and after we would leave like someone would stand out side the entrance and give me a signal for when to jump out so than i would end up in front of someone when i jumped out of the entrance and i owuld be like making kung fu noises and shit cos its in chinatown area, and all these asain women and girls like yelp when i jump out LOL it isss ssooooo much fun ummmm what else... ooohh yeha umm koji slept at mine that was okay then i went round newtown back to his place and it was heaps interesting cos there are freaky shops round newtown like hippy stuff haha.
also does n e one remember HENRY miles friend who moved to england well he came back and hes pretty nice but it was hilarious making english comments like he had never been to a net cafe and he kept on asking assistance and i would be like "dont worry hes ENGRISH" lol it was ssoo funny. Also letting off fireworks in CHINATOWN with asain women like light it next to them and like lok at them sweetly and run away IT IS SOOOO FUNNY. arrrmmm
nothing controversial happened to me in holidays ;)... ok...
wat else uummm oHH yeah wen i was a miles i found this awesome british like boiled lollies and other sweet shop and its a bit expensive but i went spastic in ther its soo awesome all of theses lollies... its like up the road from broadway... so i bought some lollies then we went to broadway and decided to go into like a cigar store.. it had novelties like u know those little punching bags that say like "eat shit" "fuck you" you whore" "fuck off" "asshole" and stuff when u punch it well yeha there was one on the counter and i kept on hitting it and the asain guy at the counter came up to me and goes "asshole to me or you" and i just kept on hitting it and he goes "you want me to fuck off?" and i go "yes you, you , you" and i would like hit it and then point at him pretending to b innocent lol and he was like about to come out and like nail us soo we ran out haha.
Yeah so basically the whole holidays have been great cept the last few days which im doing nothing and preparing for school/prison...
this is like the most typing ive done for LJ so i hope u guys read it.
xx
yrfdoog...
chillax bra