"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "IS DUMBLEDORE GAY OR WHAT?"

[coco_palmolive]

I've been giving the whole Gay Dumbledore issue a lot more thought than I am personally proud of, mostly going back and forth trying to figure out whether I believe JKR or not. I mean, no, there is no evidence in any of the books that APWBD is into the ladies, there's no ret-conning of that order. No, a children's book that's fundamentally about (

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[kickthebeat]

i feel all my dreams of oliver wood and marcus flint being secret homos together have magically come true. that and the weather were the best things to happen to me all weekend.

of course my feelings about the red sox -- and jonathan papelbon, and his fans -- are relatively well known. i'm still going to go out on a limb here and say yes, an insult to clinically retarded people everywhere, for certain.

[coco_palmolive]

No textual references to them anywhere noticing any woman other than Hooch or McGonagall* = yes, totally gay. Totally in love.

*That said, if JKR is making any further pronouncements about her characters' romantic lives, I told Jenny last night that I would really like her to admit that McGonagall has been having affairs with one hot Quidditch player a year to teach him the ways of the game, a la Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham.

[tofty]

HahahahHAahAhAhAhahaaa

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me: *reads this comment to roommate*
min.: *stares at ceiling for a minute*
min.: .... i would read that story.