The marshmellow in your hot mocha of life *wink* oh yeah
Heya everyone sup?? I am actually . . not too bad. . .I mean ya know I'm still ridin lifes usual above and beyond bullshit. .and don't worri cos it shocks me just as much as it'll shock you but yea peachi keen jelly bean rollin down a. .ya know what?? I'm in that much of a good mood I don't have anythin goofi or nonsensical to say like I usually do. .woaah this is weird. .epiphanis are strange
Anyhow first to my heartbreak and it really has broken my herat which by now survives failure after failure the odd car crash several punctures the mere draining of blue blood which matches my blue tears. .ohh ENOUGH it just torments me. .I think that my heart pains are actually from everytime its strings ae plucked or in my case SHREDDED AND STRUM UP AND DOWN AS IF it were a fuckin guitar. .I am of course talkin about my "favourite" subject of all M.E.N M ean E goTESTICAL Nuisances. .I am sorri but all my male friends actually dig that so I'm keeping it HAHAHAAA back to the point like I have one of those I do its just not sharp. .I finally after all these months wrote an email to Tim and it truly was email suicide. I comitted email suicide of the worst kind but whatever what is done is done. .I'll bet $200 she'll use him. .k thats mean K REMIND ME AGAIN WHYY DO I FUCKIN CARE?? ARRGGHHH
Because he really was there. .with her.
and I will out of instinct pine for him and keep his dammn picture in my wallet. .because I am that type of fool yessum I am one of those gurls the only word for it really is pathetic but I did I BLED my hear adn soul out for him and TRULY . MEANT . IT And even though he was actually much niicer about it than I had expected then again it did take me a good half hour to get over the fact he actually replied (I figured he'd just have said FUCCK OFF BITCH & LEAVE ME ALONE doesn't stop him thinkin it) it hurts me . . so much and yea I'm not showin it because I have respect for myself and my friends and I REFUSE to put myself and my friends through the trauma that is me gettin over a guy cos as yall know it does not come easy to me or fast. .no no NO I WON'T it is a long process kinda like a train with a dim but certain light at the end and that ohh so fuckin familar light will be yet another smuck who not only thinks he can take me for a ride but will get me believin all the things he says are what he really means I can't take it and therefore I have decided to step away and out of the datin circus circus whyy call it circus you ask?? BECAUSE IT IS A FUCKIN CIRCUS AND MAKES MY HEAD SPIN IN CYCLES I REALLY LOVED HIM AND I STILL DO. .RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW WHYY EXACTLY since no i cant do this. .i really can not anymore whatever he made his decision i have to keep tellin myself that it is his loss. .
VALENTINES DAY JUST ANOTHER HOLIDAY FOR THE VAMPIRE SUGA SEX JUNKIS
Bitter much??
Oh yes
This is the inner workings of my heartwrenched soulclenched scattered mind
MONEY MONEY MONEY. .Its all about money the treasure in everybodys chest ooh speakin of chests. .nahh I got nothin I'm quite the space cadet today I passed the highest level in the arts of Certificate of Special Space Conduct of NOT . PAYIN . ATTENTION . AT . ALLL (to anythin or anyone) k so that didn't exacately make any sense but since when do I make sense eh?? yea never ever in the history of never ohhh holy fucck
Maybe I'll just sit here and sing to myself. .it will distract me from puttin my foot up SEVERAL ASSES ARGGGHHHHH. .Sorri Shel I know I was not very responsive just well ya know it is just one of those things SHIT IT HAPPENS. .AND hits the bloody fan
I need a man no I need sex fuck do I ever need sex. .ohhh its drivin me crazzi in fact I am beginning to think it may have changed YES THAT IS HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN but I'm not just gonna go round and sleep with anyone and everyone I'm not that kinda gurl well I mean I could but I wouldn't I have respect for myself and my body that and I aint on any BC anymore. .I may not be much to some ppl but to me I'm number one. .but it has been soo lonnnnnnnnng i hate it cos hey when I screw up whos there for me?? Its a me myself and I policy from now on. .apart from Shel. .we stick together ~*~ PICKLES N BREAD!!
In sayin that I have taken matters into my own hands. Time to turn the page face the meusic and begin a new episode hey I have dark brown hair with RED highlights in now it is hela fantastical. .I'll tell ya it was mighty weird walkin into a realtors office yesterday. .I am either *HOPEFULLY* buyin a place and if not renting. I made an appointment with my bank and they are gonna help me figure out my finances and shit and get me an affordable morgage. .it can no longer be delayed I want out and I'm gonna do it I have had enough of a mother who believes I am undeservin of her just because I dropped out of KEYANO yea cos Keyano is sooo awesome I've been there its not that amazing ya know. .its decievin YOU ALL FUCKIN DECIEVE ME. .BIG FUCKIN DEAL arrghh I'm so pissed I think maybe I'll book myself a niice spa day whaddaya say Shel?? I say yes please and then some
BREAKIN NEWS ----> JEREMYS GONNA LIVE WITH MEEEE!!! YAYA!! *Dances with the dawgs with golden retrievers and draws rings around the devil* did yall know I have golden handcuffs??
Ohh my. .so yea other than my heartaches and other tribulations SUCH AS I STUPIDLY LENT OUT $897 to ppl who needed it yea but hahahaaa I AM BUYIN A FREAKIN HOUSE. .I've been doin usual same old shit. .goin to the bar. .goin to the bar. .goin to the bar. .workin. .goin to the bar. .singin. .goin to the bar after singin. .hangin with ppl. .bowlin. .back to the bar. .k I'm not quite that bad hahaaa. .its all good
$900. .thats worth more than the value of my HEAD
I am still currently searchin FRANTICALLY for a job and after certain incidents OF WHICH WE ARE NOT GUILTI off the plants may not be a option which means I am screwed cos thats where the dough be pretti much. .hard to believe I've been here almost 5 years now. .its hard to say
"I almost had you but I guess that doesn't cut it"
My song of the moment gotsta love that
I am sick of ppl holdin me down and I am breakin free from the chains and flyin upwards on onwards I have an overwhelming sense of power right now like nothin can really stop me
I hope that this will continue and I wont fall flat on my ass in a fuckin snowdrift out of a shoppin cart (true story the cart is still over by the Garden ASHLEY YOU BITCH) Actually it was fuckin hillarious and I hope the cops did see cos they'll be hearin more from me when I TELL THE GOVERNMENT THAT MY LICNSE IS A CLASS 5 MUHAHAHAHAAAA Yeaa I still have my learners arrggghhh TO HELL WITH PARALLEL PARKIN I CAN'T DO IT *tear*. .I'll just sink into a corner did I meantion I have a boat and that its sinkin fast yea its caled MY LIFE
Well thats quite enough of my sarcasm. .I'll see you guys on the flip side I like to call MSN
Oh yea and if anyone wants to move in with me . . preferably male strippers firemen. .cooks cos I suck at cookin I can cook up a storm though got a masters in that. . .you know who to call
WHOS THE BOSS NOW BEEOTCH??
Condoms & kisses
xox Sexi McBread xox
"What am I suposed to do take it away I never had you anyway"
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