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Jun 17, 2005 22:01

This is probably the dumbest survey ever, but also the most amusing to me.

1)My uncle once: Threw my 5 year old cousin to the ground playing basketball.....dumb

2)Never in my life: Have a seen a bigger ass then the one I did tonight at the movies..Sarah knows what's up...ugh!

3)When I was five: I looked like little Orphan Annie...damn! I was the shit!

4)High School was: Alright...Good memories with good people

5)I will never forget: Getting drunk with Chris when I lived in Port.Huron...that was the funniest time I've ever had.

6)I once met: A drag queen named Carl

7)There's this guy/girl I know who: Can make me laugh just by saying..."Alllright!"

8)Once, at a bar, I: was never at a bar

9)By noon I'm usually: Thinking about calling Chris

10)Last night: I missed Chris a lot....

11)If I had only: went to College after High School...

12) Next time I go to church, I'll: pray

13) Terry Schiavo: Reminds me of my step-sister in Flordia

14) What scares me the most: Losing you forever.

15)When I turn my head left, I see: A window with a scary man in it....

16)When I turn my head right, I see: the living room

17)You know I'm lying when: I smile

18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: Hmmm...I don't really remember the 80's. Maybe..Alf? No...fuck that, he scared me.

19)If I was a character in friends, I'd be: Probably Pheobe...she reminds me of myself sometimes

20)By this time next year: I would like a better paying job and to be living on my own.

21)A better name for me would be: Awesome...because I'am!!

22)I have a hard time understanding: the things my mom tell me, that I know are important, but I'm only 19 and choose not to listen to.

23)If I ever go back to school I'll: be smarter

24)You know I like you if: I'm not shy and I do everything I can to make you laugh.

25)If I won an award, the first 3 person(s) I'd thank would be: The only award I would win is the "I'm retarted Award" and I wouldn't want to thank anyone for that.

26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Ummm......yeah...

27)Take my advice, never: drink too much on New.Years Eve...damn that was embarassing...

28)My ideal breakfast is: French Toast.

29)A song I love, but do not have is: Pretty Ricky-Grind on Me

30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You don't blink your eyes...you might miss it

31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: What the fuck...

32)Why won't anyone: ever call me?

33)If you spend the night at my house: You have to be Chris...if your not Chris...you have to be drunk..

34)I'd stop my wedding if: I knew deep down I didn't love him.

35)The world could do without: Connie Chung...she's worthless

36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be with a girl

37)My favorite blonde is: Aaron Carter...he's so dreamy!! I don't fuckin' know...

38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: staples

39)If I do anything well, it's: procrastinating

40)And by the way: I love weiners!
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