Shit has definately hit the fan and a dead chipmunk
In the midst of getting some blueberry morning at 11 at nite and in between the noise of popeye cartoons and the radio playing on the comp I hear a big thump and then some deep voices and i'm like uhhhh thats not popeye is that that song i'm playing? no didn't hear anything again then i hear a crash again. more noises. Still don't know what till I hear my dad be like GRRRR! so i hit the mute button so i can hear what they are yelling about. Although I have an idea since my bro said he was leaving but then talked to my bro for an hr and my mom asked what they were talking about for 1.5 hrs DURING simpsons...and he was like nothing just about the deck..which is a lie. She came in off the deck prior to this question going I dunno what i'm gunna do all upset so they are upstairs fighting. Finally fighting and its not fun. My mom is blabbering and then telling my dad to shush like I didn't already hear them. Luckily my sister is out...She better be home soon and not miss curfew or else... SO they are still fighting right now over who cares what people think and theres lots of thumping.. My mom told my dad to leave and he was like no and then she was like i'll leave but she never made it all the way down the hall I can tell from the footsteps. Now they've moved beyond the mime fighting to crazy blabbering fighting. I can't wait till I'm out. I think she just slapped him.
I think i'm going to have to change this weeks plans... On a funny note my mom's dad, G-pa O, has proudly killed 37 chipmunks this summer. There is one killing in particular is super funny I think. SO it was hot he couldn't sleep went out to his living room chair to sleep and the motion light came on a there was a huge raccoon and then he heard rustling in his house, he thought there was a raccoon in the house so he got his flashlight and went looking nothing. He sat back in his chair and about fell asleep when this chipmunk ran and laid across his head he brushed it off like whats that? Next thing theres a chipmunk in my g-mas bed and ran over her legs she jumped outta bed and it ran in the bathroon she tried to capture it in a shoe.... lol then it ran out of the room. G-pa set up a live trap and shortly that nite he caputured the chipmunk. Well now the dilemma came up w/what do u do w/a chipie at 3 am. Now he can't let it go free b/c that defeats his whole killing and them still being able to get in the house. no can't put it outside on the deck and shoot it in the morning, can't put it in a bucket and kill it later, can't shoot at nite doesn't wanna wake the neighbors that live 1/4 mile away.....No, he puts it in the sink still in the trap and drowns it. The bathroom sink people. Drowns it, and says it was a pieceful death...lol then puts it in a plastic bag and goes to bed. My grampa the killing machine! Another great story hes at the doctor and they are asking a bunch of mental math questions and hes getting pissed like WTF mate why are you asking me this and hes like did i pass the test and he goes yeah and he goes why were u asking those and the doc was like to check for alzheimer and he was like I don't have that why are you testing me for that and the doc was like b/c last time you were here u were saying you weren't remembering things...so my g-pa goes oh, I forgot about that. hahahha
I think i'm going to have to change this weeks plans... On a funny note my mom's dad, G-pa O, has proudly killed 37 chipmunks this summer. There is one killing in particular is super funny I think. SO it was hot he couldn't sleep went out to his living room chair to sleep and the motion light came on a there was a huge raccoon and then he heard rustling in his house, he thought there was a raccoon in the house so he got his flashlight and went looking nothing. He sat back in his chair and about fell asleep when this chipmunk ran and laid across his head he brushed it off like whats that? Next thing theres a chipmunk in my g-mas bed and ran over her legs she jumped outta bed and it ran in the bathroon she tried to capture it in a shoe.... lol then it ran out of the room. G-pa set up a live trap and shortly that nite he caputured the chipmunk. Well now the dilemma came up w/what do u do w/a chipie at 3 am. Now he can't let it go free b/c that defeats his whole killing and them still being able to get in the house. no can't put it outside on the deck and shoot it in the morning, can't put it in a bucket and kill it later, can't shoot at nite doesn't wanna wake the neighbors that live 1/4 mile away.....No, he puts it in the sink still in the trap and drowns it. The bathroom sink people. Drowns it, and says it was a pieceful death...lol then puts it in a plastic bag and goes to bed. My grampa the killing machine! Another great story hes at the doctor and they are asking a bunch of mental math questions and hes getting pissed like WTF mate why are you asking me this and hes like did i pass the test and he goes yeah and he goes why were u asking those and the doc was like to check for alzheimer and he was like I don't have that why are you testing me for that and the doc was like b/c last time you were here u were saying you weren't remembering things...so my g-pa goes oh, I forgot about that. hahahha