A poetic try...at an ODE to BHJ
well i was just thinking about the gina magenta bday poem.....so i thought I'd be more ode like if i had a few rhyming lines...this one is inspired by zoltron. not nearly as funny or creative but i'm doing 99 things at once right now
So mr BHJ called to say
I"m suprising you by coming down today
I was like OMG, this can't be true
so i called him back, and then called Lou..
hahaha SO sunday bhj and I had discussed him coming down or something but that was b4 i had to work and had to be working the following day out in redford at 8. so i'm going through my messages and he called like hey what are doing at 12 then at 2 he was like f it. I'm coming down there now. so i'm like omg, is he seriously coming down b/c i have 399 things to do, and i can't do much b/c i have to get up early the next day and drive out to kingdom come...So i called him and hes like yeah i'm at your house and i was like you're lying! nobody's home, and then he was like yeah your g-rents and some other old people. THEN i freaked out. not gunna lie, like I was excited that I'd get to see him then i'm like well i can't really do anything b/c i have to get some sleep b/c i can't sleep through orientation. SO i called Lou and we both decided it was slightly weird but we liked it. Just hoped the fa-sha wasn't gunna be like weird like the other day thinking i'm giving up on everything for bhj.b/c we were like what if i already had plans what if I had to work till 11, all that jazz b/c i'm super over thinky... SO after 3 minutes of ahhhh i was fine and i came home and it was wonderful to see him!
SO i made him go to this grad party where the food wasn't really good, I had been expecting big things and he was introduced to everyone or I had to point and be like thats bob b/c it was raining and it'd be weird too to meet all these strange people and stuff..hes not as loud and talkative like me w/people he doesn't know. hes my man. love him to death. EVERYONE loves him but i think i ruined his lil thing of trying to take me out to eat for my bday b/c we weren't gunna be able to see each other. since i was like this is free. THEN my parents were there drinking, getting ripped telling drunk stories...IMAGINE this people MARY telling stories of how my dad was wasted and drove home and sleep like in the breeze way. My mom was like you're going to have to drive us home then we left...hahah bhj went to the movies. my rents weren't wasted but my mom was buzzing wonderfully. GO MOM! and guess what he does, gives me my bday present which happens to be a beautiful pair of diamond earings. they are soo pretty. AND i got a bud coozie....I struck the gold mine w/this one. He is just soo amazing...SO anyways he stayed the nite and my rents aren't up on the sleeping together biznass and my g-rents were here so he had to sleep in the couch bed which we forgot about the loudass dinging clock, and there are no blinds so its bright as hell, hence he got no sleep and no play.... I feel bad. he didnt sleep. I love how he squeezes me tight, and his eyes are so amazing. among all other things. His dimples and lil sneering smile telling me to stop smirking at him. He is once in a lifetime. ITs definately been one of the best bday's ever although its not till next monday..and i can't spend it w/him. Just knowing that I can one day is one of the best presents ever it just keeps on giving.
So mr BHJ called to say
I"m suprising you by coming down today
I was like OMG, this can't be true
so i called him back, and then called Lou..
hahaha SO sunday bhj and I had discussed him coming down or something but that was b4 i had to work and had to be working the following day out in redford at 8. so i'm going through my messages and he called like hey what are doing at 12 then at 2 he was like f it. I'm coming down there now. so i'm like omg, is he seriously coming down b/c i have 399 things to do, and i can't do much b/c i have to get up early the next day and drive out to kingdom come...So i called him and hes like yeah i'm at your house and i was like you're lying! nobody's home, and then he was like yeah your g-rents and some other old people. THEN i freaked out. not gunna lie, like I was excited that I'd get to see him then i'm like well i can't really do anything b/c i have to get some sleep b/c i can't sleep through orientation. SO i called Lou and we both decided it was slightly weird but we liked it. Just hoped the fa-sha wasn't gunna be like weird like the other day thinking i'm giving up on everything for bhj.b/c we were like what if i already had plans what if I had to work till 11, all that jazz b/c i'm super over thinky... SO after 3 minutes of ahhhh i was fine and i came home and it was wonderful to see him!
SO i made him go to this grad party where the food wasn't really good, I had been expecting big things and he was introduced to everyone or I had to point and be like thats bob b/c it was raining and it'd be weird too to meet all these strange people and stuff..hes not as loud and talkative like me w/people he doesn't know. hes my man. love him to death. EVERYONE loves him but i think i ruined his lil thing of trying to take me out to eat for my bday b/c we weren't gunna be able to see each other. since i was like this is free. THEN my parents were there drinking, getting ripped telling drunk stories...IMAGINE this people MARY telling stories of how my dad was wasted and drove home and sleep like in the breeze way. My mom was like you're going to have to drive us home then we left...hahah bhj went to the movies. my rents weren't wasted but my mom was buzzing wonderfully. GO MOM! and guess what he does, gives me my bday present which happens to be a beautiful pair of diamond earings. they are soo pretty. AND i got a bud coozie....I struck the gold mine w/this one. He is just soo amazing...SO anyways he stayed the nite and my rents aren't up on the sleeping together biznass and my g-rents were here so he had to sleep in the couch bed which we forgot about the loudass dinging clock, and there are no blinds so its bright as hell, hence he got no sleep and no play.... I feel bad. he didnt sleep. I love how he squeezes me tight, and his eyes are so amazing. among all other things. His dimples and lil sneering smile telling me to stop smirking at him. He is once in a lifetime. ITs definately been one of the best bday's ever although its not till next monday..and i can't spend it w/him. Just knowing that I can one day is one of the best presents ever it just keeps on giving.