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recycling this from a comment i posted on bellarachella 's lj, b/c it's too damned funny...
So like a little over 2 years ago I thought I had testicular cancer (don't ask).
Well, I brought it up with my doctor, and he asked me how many sexual partners I'd had.
Now, keep in mind that not only was I a freshman, but I was also ridiculously fat. Like, WOAH.
So I said "Are you kidding?"
"No. How many people have you slept with Sam," he said.
Obviously he was an idiot I decided, so I said "Jeez...I dunno...in the past four months I've had more sex than a Vietnamese prostitute in the late sixties."
He just looked at me and went "Alright then, I think that covers just about everything...see you in six months."
So like a little over 2 years ago I thought I had testicular cancer (don't ask).
Well, I brought it up with my doctor, and he asked me how many sexual partners I'd had.
Now, keep in mind that not only was I a freshman, but I was also ridiculously fat. Like, WOAH.
So I said "Are you kidding?"
"No. How many people have you slept with Sam," he said.
Obviously he was an idiot I decided, so I said "Jeez...I dunno...in the past four months I've had more sex than a Vietnamese prostitute in the late sixties."
He just looked at me and went "Alright then, I think that covers just about everything...see you in six months."