36th Riposte

[cocksmanship]

Whatever it is you have to say.

Don't.

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[inflore]

 

[inflore]

What if I wanted to ask for towels that didn't have your initials monogrammed into them?

[cocksmanship]

Do those even exist?

[inflore]

As shocking as it sounds, yes. They do.

[cocksmanship]

I'll have to see to that change, Rose Red.

[inflore]

If anyone can do it, I'm sure it's you.

Sinbad told us what happened. You're quite the big war hero now.

[cocksmanship]

Yes I'm sure you must have seen this statue Blue's prattling on about. Tell me is it true to life?

[inflore]

Seen it? I'll have to see it every morning when I get up.

It's handsome all right. But without your usual smug grin, it could any old handsome prince.

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[cocksmanship]

[cocksmanship]

Tell me you're joking.

[inflore]

Slightly?

Come on Prince Charming. You know even a perfect statue couldn't do you complete justice.

[cocksmanship]

I suppose it'll do until the lot of you craft an anthem in my honor.

[inflore]

An anthem, huh? Should we include all your previous debauchery, or leave it out?

[cocksmanship]

Include it, everyone could stand to learn an entirely new standard of uninhibited excess.

And Blue is buying tonight. Are you coming?

[inflore]

Have I ever been one to say no?

[cocksmanship]

Not in my experience.

[ooc: We're gonna put a Fables log on tampered if you wanna toss Red in!]