52nd Riposte

[cocksmanship]

My lady love is going to be very upset if I don't return to the castle soon.

Does anyone know the way?

[ooc: What if his parents hadn't cooked the snail 8)]

Comments

[passionforshoes]

Found another victim to lie to?

[cocksmanship]

Pardon, milady?

[passionforshoes]

What the fuck did you just call me?

[cocksmanship]

Do you prefer madame?

[passionforshoes]

I prefer you dead, actually, but we all can't get what we want.