52nd Riposte

[cocksmanship]

My lady love is going to be very upset if I don't return to the castle soon.

Does anyone know the way?

[ooc: What if his parents hadn't cooked the snail 8)]

Comments

[playstheblues]

...your...lady...love.

Which one?

[cocksmanship]

Who else, young man? The Lady Gastropoda.

[playstheblues]

I don't think I've heard of her. I'm sorry.

Young...man?

Have you looked at the Palace?

[cocksmanship]

I have been told that establishment is a place of ill repute. I would never.

[playstheblues]

Oh. Um.

How about in the square?

[cocksmanship]

She isn't there and I can't find my way back.

[playstheblues]

You're....Prince...Charming, right?

[cocksmanship]

The one and only. And you are?

[playstheblues]

Boy Blue. I think I know where your castle might be.

[cocksmanship]

Boy Blue, Boy Blue... have you world renown? Surely you've heard of me at least.

[playstheblues]

Oh, no, I'm just a shepherd, nothing important.

I've heard of you. Of course, you're royalty, right? You and your...lady wife.

[cocksmanship]

And a campaigner, that's correct. Have you any word from my love, messenger boy?

[playstheblues]

Yes! She...begged me to darn it I don't remember this language tell her Lord and love that she awaits you at the place where you awoke. She bids me to say that you....will see her upon the midnight hour.

[cocksmanship]

.... A surprise? But it isn't even my birthday!

[playstheblues]

She, uh.

Told me that....it was a very...special surprise.