43rd Riposte

[cocksmanship]

Rose Red is slowly vacating the premises.

Blue, Ambrose, Number 3, what have you been telling her?

Police Force Filter

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa have left. Pity that, but their timing is impeccable.

Meet your newest Prison Guard: Ophelia.She is serving as a subordinate under every officer, in and out of the prison! Not a bad plea bargain

Comments

[passionforshoes]

Oh, you know. The usual.

[cocksmanship]

Girls are such gossip.

[passionforshoes]

Of course we do. How did you think your shitty rep preceded you?

[cocksmanship]

In your case clearly my reputation didn't precede me far enough.

[passionforshoes]

What can I say? I was young and dumb. You waved a shoe and your cock at me and I went stupid.

[cocksmanship]

Shoe fetishism will be the death of you, dear.

[passionforshoes]

Shoes are trustworthy. A good black pump will never sleep around on me unlike you.

Damn, I should have married a shoe.

[cocksmanship]

Shoes can't kiss your feet like I do.

[passionforshoes]

You can kiss my ass while you're at it.

[cocksmanship]

I know it's dying for the action.

[passionforshoes]

At this point, I'd rather fuck an old woodcarver than let you five feet within my bedroom. Or my couch. Or any surface we've ever screwed on.

[cocksmanship]

You do make me miss the old days.

[passionforshoes]

Keep missing them because you'll never see them again.