[Backdated to like two weeks ago, I don't even know.]
[Boy's 13 residents might notice that Katou's stuff is gone. There's a note messily scrawled in looseleaf tacked to the bunk.]
Hey, dudes!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
Okay, okay, seriously. They're letting me out! I guess it's about time. For a few seconds I actually considered saying no, which just goes to show you how much you bastards have grown on me. Like some sort of embarrassing fungus. But I've got a moron by the name of Kira Sakuya to track down, and a couple of football players who've gone without their reality checks for a little too long. Anyway, I'm crap at goodbyes and shit like that, so this is the best you're getting.
Rabi, darling, honeybunches, come visit sometime. If anyone can find a way to skip worlds just to hang out with me, it's gonna be you. So I'm not gonna say goodbye or anything. Just see you later.
Kurai, asking you to make sure Mudou doesn't do anything stupid wouldn't be fair, so I'm just gonna ask you to make sure he doesn't do anything stupider than usual.
Raziel, are you sure you're not a girl?
Dean, you're a douche, and my angels could beat up your angels. Come visit sometime anyway.
To anyone else I forgot, uh... if you can figure out a way to hop worlds, feel free to smack me for it later!
--Katou
[There are also two other notes. The recipients will find them on their beds.]
Mudou:
Hey, this is kinda awkward, but we've already done the tearful goodbye routine way too many times for both my comfort and my dignity, so you're getting a note instead. Listen, don't go getting all depressed over Kira and I leaving. I mean, I know I'm pretty fucking amazing and everything pales in my absence or whatever, but you'll have to deal. Anyway, if Kira thinks he can just go back to being stupid Lucifer all the time or whatever, he's got another thing coming, and that thing's my fist in his face. Don't worry! Everything'll be all sorted out when you get back. See you later, Setchan!
--Katou
P.S. I GET TO HAVE SEX NOW AND YOU DON'T HAHAHAHA SUCKER
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Hey, Duckling.
Sorry I can't tell you this personally, but... I'm kinda running out of time before I go, and all. So, yeah. I'm leaving for home. This isn't goodbye or anything, though. I mean, c'mon, between you, me, and Rabi, you really think we're not gonna see each other again? No way. I still gotta introduce you to Uriel -- you'll like him, and he'll make a great face when he hears he's a grandpa. Anyway, 'till we see each other again, remember I love you and I'll miss you. Okay? Okay.
[there's a smudge like something else was written, and then replaced with:]
Mama