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[cockofthewok]

[Sirius is ripping apart his room, his wand in the back poclet of his jeans.]

It was on the bloody counter a minute ago. [He runs his hand through his hair in irritation.]

Where's my god dammed wand?!

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[itsahotone]

In your pants?

[Buh dum psh!]

[cockofthewok]

My pan-

[Yes, he'd forgotten he was even WEARING pants. He feels around till he finds his wand and pulls it out.]

Thanks.

[Then he peers into the comm.]

Who's this?

[itsahotone]

...You actually carry a stick around in your pants.

[Pauuuuse. What was the question? Oh.]

Santana.

[cockofthewok]

[There's a long pause as he tries to remember the spell he was about to cast before he'd forgotten where his wand was. Then he gives up and casts a cleaning charm instead. This place is filthy for some reason.]

I what? Stick, pants, right. Yeah, I carry one.

Nice name.

[itsahotone]

Why?

[She blinks at the random spell.]

Oh. Huh.

Whatever. Yeah, my name is awesome. Who are you?

[cockofthewok]

Sirius Black.

[He scratches the back of his head with his wand and focuses on the comm as the spell just keeps cleaning.]

Guessing you're a new bird around town?

[A brow raises.]

[itsahotone]

Okay, that's a weird name. Just so you know.

I'm not a bird.

[She possibly knows that that's slang, but she's not letting it show.]

But yeah, I'm pretty new. I think. You're kinda cute.

[cockofthewok]

Not compared to some.

[He's going to ignore the insult on his mother slang ... for now.]

Have you been shown around?

[She gets points for calling him cute.]

[itsahotone]

Well just like, who names their kid Serious? That's weird.

[She shrugs. She doesn't really remember what the place looks like, but that could be for any reason, really.]

I looked around a little, but that's it. Why? Are you offering your services?

[cockofthewok]

It's Sirius, not Serious. Like the star.

[He shrugs.]

Sure. Soon as I can find my shirt.

[Which happens to be walking it's way to the closet behind him.]

[itsahotone]

[As if she heard a difference.]

Great! Don't think you need to put on a shirt just for me, but whatever, it's behind you.

[smiiirk]

[cockofthewok]

Trust me, you're lucky I'm wearing pants.

[he'd been debating boycotting them until he'd forgotten about it. Turning around he grabs the shirt and tugs it on, shoving the wand back into his back pocket.]

meet you in the foyer?

[itsahotone]

[She looks like she's about to argue against that luckiness, but whatever.]

Sure. Don't forget, okay, or I'll come back and kick your ass.

[She smiles, buuuut yeah, she's not really kidding. She leaves, but almost forgets where she's headed, herself. But she eventually remembers! So she's there, looking hot and waiting.]

[cockofthewok]

[He almost forgets too. Thankfully for his ass, he remembers. All the same he passes right by her, pausing to look back with a devilish grin.]

You hungry? Was going to go get a snack.

[itsahotone]

Sure, I could eat.

[Which means, of course, that she will maybe eat one carrot or something, and possibly have a drink. It hardly matters, since Sirius is cute.]

So let me ask. Are you like, waiting around for some nearly almost relationship from where you came from?

[cockofthewok]

[Sirius snorted.]

Not hardly.

[He turned to look back at her.]

You running into that a lot 'round here?