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[cockmonger]

After a fucking retarded night due to Nick invting Andy and I to hang out with him and three Jewish bitches that give us a bad name, a creepy and yet exciting event happened last night

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[adamundead]

Dear Andrew,

You wuss. I can just picture you all huddled around the peephole saying, "Shhhh! QUiet!" I would have just opened the door and said, "Uh...could you fucking stop trying to break in. Thanks......fuck face." Then I would have said something like, "Fucking Vishnu hugger" or something.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

[jayder]

And then he would have shot you!

-Tom

[adamundead]

Dear Tom,

Uh no. This has actually happen to my sister. Take it from me, since I am not scared to walk around Buford Hwy like everyone else.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

[cockmonger]

Well, Adam, the next time I rob you, I'll make sure to carry a gun so I can pistol-whip you silly.

[adamundead]

Dear Andrew,

I'll be sure to take an Anti Pistol Whip elixir so that it won't work.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - You fire crotch.