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I would consider myself to be a coffee guy. None of that Japanese, ying-yang chai tea shit for me. Tea is for pussies. That's why they've created "bubble tea", for weak ass fuckers that can't even handle real tea. See, even though I'm a fan of cappuccinos and expressos, I love a good cup of coffee. I can literally spend a whole trip to the grocery store just in the coffee section sniffing each flavor. You could compare this act to that of a coke addict. I could use some coffee right now.
A wierd aspect of coffee though, is the sick ass smell it has after being filtered in a coffee maker. Tom at my work usually makes a pot of coffee every morning, and throws out the remains in the afternoon. Smelling this shit when I throw out the trash makes me want to slice my throat so I won't gag on the odor.
Another thing about coffee and me, is the fact that it always makes me sick after drinking it. That's my problem. I love coffee, but I don't think it loves me. No body love Andrew. Andrew love Lois. Andrew am real superman.
A wierd aspect of coffee though, is the sick ass smell it has after being filtered in a coffee maker. Tom at my work usually makes a pot of coffee every morning, and throws out the remains in the afternoon. Smelling this shit when I throw out the trash makes me want to slice my throat so I won't gag on the odor.
Another thing about coffee and me, is the fact that it always makes me sick after drinking it. That's my problem. I love coffee, but I don't think it loves me. No body love Andrew. Andrew love Lois. Andrew am real superman.