Merry Christmas motherfucker!
*taken from my myspace blog*
Hi. How ya doin? That's good. Hope you're having a Merry Christmas. I got to spend last night in the emergency room with my nose sliced in half.
The story goes like this... We were all rockin' out at the Bad Vato Xmas party to some Bon Jovi (I can't wait to see the pics), then decided to take a little break. I went into the kitchen and started petting the dog. He was licking me and just being a sweetheart, but he must've gotten spooked or something cuz when I put my face near him he tore the shit outta my nose. Immediately big globs of blood were pouring down my face. After we cleaned it out, I got to see how deep the cut was. It looked like my nose was now a gaping vagina. Unfortunately there was no time to get turned on by that, so I decided to drive myself to the E.R. Chelsea, Yuliya and Amy hopped into the Blue Bitch and away we went.
All-in-all it was a shitty/funny experience. The girls seemed to be having a ball just playing around with all the hospital shit in my room. Yuliya even made off with some disposable restraints. I know a few people are gonna have a sexy xmas . So 23 stitches later I'm looking like I just went at it with Mike Tyson. SWEET! I can feel the Tylenol with Codeine kicking in right now! Time to enjoy 25 minutes of less pain.
Merry Christmas everyone! Pics will follow shortly.
D-Rail w/ Codeine
Hi. How ya doin? That's good. Hope you're having a Merry Christmas. I got to spend last night in the emergency room with my nose sliced in half.
The story goes like this... We were all rockin' out at the Bad Vato Xmas party to some Bon Jovi (I can't wait to see the pics), then decided to take a little break. I went into the kitchen and started petting the dog. He was licking me and just being a sweetheart, but he must've gotten spooked or something cuz when I put my face near him he tore the shit outta my nose. Immediately big globs of blood were pouring down my face. After we cleaned it out, I got to see how deep the cut was. It looked like my nose was now a gaping vagina. Unfortunately there was no time to get turned on by that, so I decided to drive myself to the E.R. Chelsea, Yuliya and Amy hopped into the Blue Bitch and away we went.
All-in-all it was a shitty/funny experience. The girls seemed to be having a ball just playing around with all the hospital shit in my room. Yuliya even made off with some disposable restraints. I know a few people are gonna have a sexy xmas . So 23 stitches later I'm looking like I just went at it with Mike Tyson. SWEET! I can feel the Tylenol with Codeine kicking in right now! Time to enjoy 25 minutes of less pain.
Merry Christmas everyone! Pics will follow shortly.
D-Rail w/ Codeine