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[cockinmypocket]

I bought this for $3.36 and this for $1.21. Something is wrong when I can do this. Let's hope they're not broken

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worse

[1060]

much worse. you're clearly trying to fill a void with these tech-y gadgets :)
just got my two wisdom teeth out. it feels like I have 8 toothaches, all at once. amazing!
had a good time the other night. we should do it again sometime (baby).

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[cockinmypocket]

I called your mother's to check on you, but no answer. So I called your [sexy?] new roommate but she didn't expect you for another day.

Anyway, I hope that it went well and you're able to consume solid foods quite soon.

Re: worse

[cockinmypocket]

p.s. Soon I'll fill the ultimate void with a motobicyclette. I confessed my plans to my mother tonight, and was pardoned.

Re: worse

[1060]

tell pukey mc faints-a-lot to watch his cunt 'cause I'm coming down for a night this weekend. and that means you too. I will most likely be staying with nupengyou (chinese for ho[ho is ebonics for girlfriend, i'm told...ha...ebonics...brilliant]). but i propose a couple dranks at some point. perhaps at the shadiest bar in town that way they won't care that I smoke. but they may care that I'm brown.... perhaps I will stick to my jewish roots for that night. this deal isn't getting sweeter. let's see here:

-K-höl
-you cunts
-no smoking in public
-staying in bayridge.
-you cunts
-no money

okay I'll come down, but I'll bitch the whole time.

fuck tomorrow's my final. it anyone's up before noon... prey for me (yes that spelling was intentional)

Re: worse

[1060]

however, it was not intentional that i write it instead of if. stick a fork in me.