May 09, 2005 21:36
Steve is my boss. Jay is my [superior] co-worker, who was once a bicycle mechanic for the Croatian Olympic team. Jay is short for something... Croatian.
Steve: "The longer you keep a person in the store, the more likely they are to make a purchase."
Steve: "Please assemble this low-end Norco hybrid."
Thanks, Steve.
Jay: "This is how you lace a wheel."
Jay: "Steve is a douche." (paraphrased)
Jay: "Campagnolo is better."
I swear, he actually, finally said that to me (about Campagnolo). I had been dying to hear him say it, today he did.