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[cockblocksdee]

Why do I have hickeys?

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[material_guy]

Someone put their mouth on you and sucked until you bruised.

[cockblocksdee]

That's rather...unlikely That's rather...unlikely

[material_guy]

That's how a person gets hickeys. They might've used their teeth a little, too.

[cockblocksdee]

I know how those appear. What I don't know is why *I* have them. I don't remember anything.

[material_guy]

Hope someone got pictures to refresh your memory? A good night's a shame to forget!

[cockblocksdee]

Oh god, I hope not.

Dee won't be happy.

[material_guy]

Maybe they're from this "Dee" person!

[cockblocksdee]

.........

He....would't do that to me while I'm drunk. right?

[material_guy]

What if he was drunk, too? Then you're golden!

[cockblocksdee]

That's a terrifying idea.

Yet, possible.

[material_guy]

It's bad 'cause he won't be happy, it's bad if it was him? Is there any kinda circumstance you'd call sex good under?

[cockblocksdee]

I didn't say it's bad if it was him. But that would be inappropriate.

And yes, and that is when I'm sober enough to remember the sex.

[material_guy]

Then, now that you're sober, go ahead and try to relive it! Jump him now! You're a cop, right? Justice means doin' enough good to reverse a wrong!

[cockblocksdee]

Justice has nothing to do with shagging my partner.