Orangina
Ever hear the story about the guy who gets caught screwing a pumpkin out in the patch? Well, it wasn't me! I just wanted to know if anyone other than myself had heard it. There is a reason I thought of it indirectly.
Billy D was obsessed with pussy long before I was aware if it was split vertically or horizontally (no Asian jokes, please). He told me that he read in Penthouse Forum that the inside of a vagina was similar to the inside of an orange. Looking back, it may have been a misconstrued reference to natural juices and he made the rest up.
One day after school, he pulled an orange out of the fridge and cut a hole through the peel. We took turns juicing that poor piece of citrus with our fingers until both of our hands were sticky. I'm not sure we drew any conclusions from that experiment other than we were both horny eighth graders.
Billy D was obsessed with pussy long before I was aware if it was split vertically or horizontally (no Asian jokes, please). He told me that he read in Penthouse Forum that the inside of a vagina was similar to the inside of an orange. Looking back, it may have been a misconstrued reference to natural juices and he made the rest up.
One day after school, he pulled an orange out of the fridge and cut a hole through the peel. We took turns juicing that poor piece of citrus with our fingers until both of our hands were sticky. I'm not sure we drew any conclusions from that experiment other than we were both horny eighth graders.